There are actually people out there, Americans, who actually make a living being a pet psychic—OVER THE PHONE! I sh*t you not. Let me clarify; they read your pet’s mind over the phone. Thus, here are 5 ways to fuck with a pet psychic even if you are like me and don’t even own a pet (it’s much funnier if you don’t own a pet):
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