The football program that now will likely forever be known for the alleged actions of Jerry Sandusky and the cover-up used to be known for their outstanding linebacker prospects. Known as Linebacker U, Penn State’s football program was home to the development of some of college football’s greatest defensive players. Since I’m so f*cking sick of hearing people including (ESPN analysts whose f*cking job depends on the sport) talking about how the game should be cancelled (and thereby punishing the seniors who celebrated ‘Senior Day’), I figured now would be a good time to highlight some of the best players that had nothing to do with the tragedy. Check out the people who helped PSU become Linebacker U over the years.

Everywhere large groups of college kids go; even larger amounts of bullsh*t are sure to follow. But it’s getting to be the time of year again where it becomes harder to brush off those ghost stories as BS. If it seems so unlikely, why don’t you go check it out…by yourself…at night? If this seems out of the question, why not just check out The 6 Scariest Colleges in America in our killer slideshow below… but beware, the last person to use our slideshow had their eyeballs explode and now haunts our office. And she’s got this super annoying moan. Check our list after the jump.

A while back we presented you guys with a guide to determining whether or not your school is “frat”. We also showed you the Fratossary – a glossary of frat terms and lingo to help you blend in at the house – and a complete guide to frat guys. By now, you should all be experts on what it takes to be frat. Now, we take a look at the frattiest schools and ask you to vote for the one who out-frats them all. Check out the full rundown then vote in our poll at the bottom of the post after the jump. NERDS!

The Princeton Review just released their annual list of the top 20 party schools. So, which schools slacked off and which partied their f***ing faces off? Well, the Dawgs no longer hold down the top spot and Penn State almost slipped out of the top 10. Who brought the motherf***in’ fury? Those Cali kids in Santa Barbara jumped up a couple spots and Ole Miss must’ve increased levels of hottie toddys at the Grove. We think the folks in Tempe are gonna be pissed. Check out the full list then vote for the school you think should hold the title after the jump.

Masturbating is not a crime but apparently it’s getting to be a serious problem at these 13 places of higher education. Here’s my issue, most of these notices state the blockages are caused by hair and semen. So, while the guys get singled out for blowing their loads, maybe we should take a closer look at chicks not wearing bathing caps. Or maybe the chicks at these 13 schools need to start giving it up easier. We feel for you, dudes. Not that kinda feel. Ew. Anyway, check out our photo gallery after the jump to see which schools fap their f***ing nuts off.

Playboy’s Top Party Schools list for 2011 released in mid to late April, so we decided to ask you guys who you think should be the top party school. Surprisingly to us, The University of Western Ontario crushed the competition with 43% of the vote, far outpacing the University of Colorado and Penn State (only 5%). Close to 25% of the votes that came in were for “Other”. So, we took a closer look and found the 10 schools who deserve consideration along with 10 more that are party schools in training (PSIT). Check out our list below and let us know if you agree in the comments after the jump.

This morning, Playboy released its list of Top 10 Party Schools featured in the magazine’s May 2011 issue on newsstands and online at playboydigital.com Friday, April 15. The rankings were determined by Playboy’s editors with input from students, Facebook fans, Twitter followers, alumni, feedback from Playboy campus representatives at schools across the country, and interviews with countless others. Other factors included male-female ratios, academics, winning percentage of sports teams, and proximity to beaches, ski slopes and lively music scenes. One school will DEFINITELY jump out at you. Find out after the jump!