How to Play Vegas Escort Idol

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In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.

During a recent bachelor party trip to Sin City, my friends and I decided call some escorts and see what the deal was. After calling around to a few promising looking ads, we soon realized that, unlike other cities where the escorts are completely different than the girls who are advertised, the escorts in Las Vegas are refundable – meaning if what you see when the girls show up doesn’t match your taste or what you requested you can send them packing without having to pay a dime.

Because of this fantastic hooker return policy, my friends and I came up with the best game in Vegas – Escort Idol. It’s just like American Idol, but instead of auditioning sucky singers who perform lame songs, you have hot hookers show you all their sexiest moves. And if you don’t like ‘em, just send them on their way.

Here’s a quick run-down of how to play: (more…)

Roommate Advice From A Cab-Driving Pimp

(Caution: NSFW Language)

We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:

“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d*ck is free… no what I’m saying? There’s nothing in my refridge. I can’t cook. I don’t have a f**king maid… but, the good news is that the d*ck is free.”

I for one have taken Ollie’s advice to the letter and I have to say, my home life has never been better.  Thanks Ollie.

David Elms: The Most Powerful Man In Prostitution

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In the world of online prostitution, if you’re a hooker not on TheEroticReview.com, you might as well go f**k yourself. The Site, which has 500,000 to 1 million unique visitors a month, allows johns to rate their experiences with particular prostitutes from 1 to 10, write reviews for individual prostitutes and brothels, and find exactly the girl they’d like to, um, hire…As the industry moves from the street corner to the PC for generating business, The Erotic Review’s power to make or break a working girl has become absolute.

But with the Site’s owner, David Elms, on trial for being caught in a hotel room with a pile of coke, a loaded handgun and a prostitute, the future of The Erotic Review is on the line, along with the entire sex industry. “In dozens of conversations and in postings on the Internet in recent weeks, prostitutes have expressed concern that if The Erotic Review goes offline it could hurt business,” reports The New York Times. But that doesn’t mean they want Elms to keep his power. (more…)

Confessions of a College Callgirl

CallgirlNo. It’s not me. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. Sorry to disappoint you all.

I’ll admit that I have joked about being left with no choice but to sell my body when I was particularly stressed about my lack of funds in college. Keyword: joked.

But, what would it really be like to work your way through college, stress-free, as a callgirl? And share it with the whole world?

One girl is has been doing just that through her blog, Confessions of a College Callgirl for some time now. And let me tell you, she does not hold anything back and shares every graphic detail.

It’s one of those blogs that is very juicy, yet at parts, very sad and disheartening, and for some reason, you just can’t stop reading. (more…)

Watch Out for Late-Night Craigslist Hook Ups!

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Have a habit of looking for late-night ho’s on Craigslist? Well avoid that s**t like the plague because they are cracking down hard. You don’t wanna get busted “To Catch a Predator” style do you?

So far stings in Illinois, Seattle and NYC have netted over 200 “dancers” and customers and there will surely be more to follow.

Here are some links to catch you up on the situation:

US police target web hookers on Craigslist

Prostitutes go digital with Craigslist

Prostitution targeted on Craigslist