This economy sucks. And you need to earn some money if you plan on ever buying that jet-pack you want. But why get a job when you can lounge around all summer playing videos games? You don’t need to get a job with a 401K and benefits to make some quick spending money. Here are a few tips to help all you unemployed bums out there make a bit of cash for your summer investments.

In Las Vegas, escorts are advertised EVERYWHERE – rolling billboards, cabbies handing bound photo books with pictures and phone numbers, newspaper machines filled with catalogs, dozens of illegal Mexicans handing out business cards on every street corner. And for about $250, you can get pretty much anything you want.
During a recent bachelor par… Click to read more

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We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:
“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d… Click to read more

In the world of online prostitution, if you’re a hooker not on TheEroticReview.com, you might as well go f**k yourself. The Site, which has 500,000 to 1 million unique visitors a month, allows johns to rate their experiences with particular prostitutes from 1 to 10, write reviews for individual prostitutes and brothels, and find exactly the girl the… Click to read more

No. It’s not me. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. Sorry to disappoint you all.
I’ll admit that I have joked about being left with no choice but to sell my body when I was particularly stressed about my lack of funds in college. Keyword: joked.
But, what would it really be like to work your way through college, stress-free, as a callg… Click to read more

Have a habit of looking for late-night ho’s on Craigslist? Well avoid that s**t like the plague because they are cracking down hard. You don’t wanna get busted “To Catch a Predator” style do you?
So far stings in Illinois, Seattle and NYC have netted over 200 “dancers” and customers and there will surely be more to foll… Click to read more