I’m a progressive girl. I’m all about equality.But give me my own bathroom.

Co-ed bathrooms are one of college’s biggest mysteries. Who thought it would be a good idea? Who decided that it would be totally cool to completely devoid college kids of any type of privacy? Did none of the inventors of co-ed bathrooms ever have a crush?

And if they did, how could they fathom perhaps bumping into that crash while they still had pimple stuff on their face and crow’s nest on top of their head?

I just don’t understand it. The bathroom is sacred. Private. It’s not a place I want to discuss homework or chat about the newest TV show.

I don’t want to step out of the shower and come face to face with the captain of the lacrosse team. I don’t need that sort of horrible awkwardness in my life. (more…)

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)

Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiiiiiide, beyotches! (News4Jax)

Maxim presents “The World’s Most Annoying Couples.” (Maxim)

Kids: don’t cry over spilled milk. Adults: don’t cry over a 28-cent overcharge for toilet paper that wasn’t supposed to be taxed. (Pittsburgh Post)

Woman entering federal court is told to take off her bra, ’cause it sets off the metal detector. Upon asking for a private place to undo herself, officers said “No.” All I picture next is the woman saying “Okay, fellas” followed by…chicka-bawm-chicka-bawm-chicka-bawm. (MSNBC)