Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
By Andrew - Hunter College
Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.… Click to read more
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
By COED Staff
We think so. Not that our word is worth jack – we know chicks, boobs, liquor and sports…and we know them well. However, given the recent sh*t storm of the Russian/Georgian conflict, even we knew this was coming.
Let’s go down the list of necessary qualifications: Biden has been known to cross partisan lines in the past (Check) ; He has more i… Click to read more
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
By COED Staff
If you’re still on the fence about who to vote for this November… you need worry no more. Paris Hilton has officially made her presidential intentions clear in this response ad to the now infamous McCain / Hilton / Spears political. And you thought our country was in trouble.… Click to read more
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
By COED Staff
Geraldine Ferraro thinks that Obama is on political easy street because he is black.
Oh Geraldine, I remember when my parents would tell stories about how you and Walter Mondale got electorally sodomized in the 1984 Presidential campaign. And here you are again, back in the limelight and trying to extend your political shelf-life.
I have to say with the utmo… Click to read more
Friday, February 29th, 2008
By COED Staff
To a lot of Americans, the Presidential Primary system draws the same reaction as the vagina does to most guys. The vagina has been written about and explored so extensively, yet most of us guys don’t know how/why some stuff works. We are, however, born with the carnal knowledge that penis goes in, penis goes out – and that is 80 percent of the battl… Click to read more
Thursday, February 28th, 2008
By Suzie - George Washington
Many candidates running in the primaries are able to go back to their political careers nearly unscathed by the political process. It is already clear, however, that this campaign will have a lasting effect upon the political trajectories of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
As a recent New York Times article comments, Obama’s campaign can be summed u… Click to read more