November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

When it comes to social commentary, South Park takes the proverbial cake, constantly cutting through the bullsh*t to get to the nut of the matter with hilarious vulgarity and awesome story-lines. But anyone who watched last Wednesday’s South Park election episode, “About Last Night” was crapping their pants in amazement at the timel… Click to read more

Now that Barack Obama has been elected, his supporters are quickly realizing that there is nothing else meaningful to the rest of their life. So instead of “Yes we can,” it’s “Yes, I suck.” The Onion has the full report.… Click to read more

After two extremely long and tedious years, the Presidential horse race is finally coming to a close. There’s been ups and there’s been downs, but more than anything, there’s been an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars getting out to support the celebrity candidate of choice, Barack Obama.
There’s so many hotties gett… Click to read more

This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.
UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….
(Image: COED Magazine/Au… Click to read more

The last debate of the 2008 Presidential election is over, and we’re headed into the homestretch of this long and arduous political process. Both candidates had their moments to shine tonight, and Joe Plumber is suddenly a national celebrity.
But the real winners of tonight is you, because we made the trek to Hofstra University, and caught all of New Y… Click to read more

This Black Keys “I Got Mine” Video Will Rock Your A** Off!
Hayden Panettiere Wearing A Muzzle – S&M Is Hot!!
Chris Rock Hilarious On Larry King

Vanessa Hudgens Overalls Camel Toe!
Barstool Sports vs. The Dirty – Who Ya Got?
6 Reasons Why You Should Never Be A Boxer (NSFW)
Roofies Just Got Way Easier
Heidi Montag Loves Tacos
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Redneck Woman Rails on Obama – Watch more free videos
Holy hell…Regardless of whether you’re Democrat, Republican, Independent or just lazy, the fact that the fate of the United States is partially being decided by this intellectual powerhouse should be a sobering and disturbing realization. Not that she shouldn’t have the ri… Click to read more

To begin, it doesn’t matter how we got where we are. I really don’t care how often Obama wants to talk about who is to blame, but we are here now, we are screwed and we have to get out. YES, we know, McCain was not voted Miss Congeniality…we heard. And yes, no one really knows how to pronounce Ahmadinejad – we got it.
The sad part is, we sat ar… Click to read more

Note to self: If I’m ever running for President of the United States, don’t bail on David Letterman. Not only will he dog on you the whole time, he’ll replace you with your nemesis.… Click to read more

Well, this election is certainly shaping up to be crazy as f**k! With McCain’s pick of Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential choice and the historic presidential run of Barack Obama as the first black nominee of a major party in the Western world, no matter the outcome, history will be made. And all bets are off.
Will Obama turn out new voters in unprec… Click to read more

You probably saw/heard about Sen. John McCain’s anti-Obama ad “Celeb,” which links Sen. Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. (If not, watch below.) Immediately upon its release, the political blogs and the networks lit up, complaining reporting that McCain actually took the $4,600 maximum from Paris’s parents — h… Click to read more

5. Put YouTube terminals in the voting booths
You wanna know something? Us college kids are really just big magnets. If you open a dumb video of an overweight thirteen year-old kid singing a pop song from the Falkland Islands, every single student within a mile will be chuckling over your shoulder within fifteen seconds.
If our presidential candidates reall… Click to read more

You might think you know how the presidential election works, but probably not. It’s an archaic system that’s probably far more complicated than it needs to be–especially in this day and age of technology. But it’s the one we’ve got, and have to live with–at least for now. Luckily, someone made this video that lays th… Click to read more

Live Earth founder Kevin Wall and Nobel Peace Prize winner and environmentalist Al Gore are at it again, collaborating on a project to raise awareness about the climate crisis in time for this year’s Presidential Elections, trading the worldwide stadiums for college campuses across the U.S.
On Sunday, October 5th, Live Earth will produce four majo… Click to read more