This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.

UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….

(Image: COED Magazine/Austin Rhodes)

The last debate of the 2008 Presidential election is over, and we’re headed into the homestretch of this long and arduous political process. Both candidates had their moments to shine tonight, and Joe Plumber is suddenly a national celebrity.

But the real winners of tonight is you, because we made the trek to Hofstra University, and caught all of New York’s hottest voters out to support their candidate. So get ready to see the sexier side of the debate - this year, politics is HOT!

(Photos: Austin Rhodes)

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First, John McCain blew-off David Letterman to “deal with the financial crisis in Washington.” Then he got reamed with jabs every time Letterman opened his mouth for the next few nights - and everywhere online. But now McCain’s reportedly going to make good on his rain check and walk into the the Late Show lion’s den, appearing on the show this Thursday night, the day after the last Presidential debate at Hofstra University. Of course that probably means he’s going to get ripped to shreds. Read More »

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I don’t know what the SNL folks are smokin’ over at 30 Rockefeller Plaza these days, but I’ve gotsta get me some of that.  For the first time in years, Saturday Night Live is both funny and relevant again.  Sure, it doesn’t hurt that the world is rapidly swallowing itself and the current political arena is chock full o’ highly mockable characters, but it’s the solid writing talent that has resurrected this once American pop culture icon back from the dead.

Case in Point: last night’s Thursday Weekend Update.  The prime time special opened with a spot-on lampoon of Tuesday night’s tediously boring-ass debate, but the real stand-out was the verbal stoning of AIG in Really?! with Seth and Amy and OMG Are You Serious?.

Watch Really With Seth and Amy and OMG Are You Serious

If you happened to miss last night’s Presidential debate between Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain, this is the part everybody’s going to be talking about. After not even looking at Barack Obama at the first debate, McCain followed up last night with this little gem, referring to Obama as “That one.” Maybe it’s no big deal, or maybe it is. Who knows? You decide…

Is the statement a big deal or something to blow off?

In the upcoming issue of Esquire magazine, hottie actress Anne Hathaway has supposedly confessed her love of, you guessed it, anal sex! Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing.” She adds that fifth base makes her feel “feminine in a very special way.” Thank you, Anne. Thank you…

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Ghostbusters

It’s Saturday, and that used to mean nothing but cartoons all day. So let’s take a minute (preferably during a commercial time-out) to remember nothing but good, old-fashioned, cartoons. News out of Hollywood is that studio execs are in the process of bringing back the Ghostbusters franchise for a third movie.  Growing up as a kid, the two cartoons that dominated my day were Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  As a child of the 80’s these were two of the best cartoons around.  But which cartoon was better?

Friday, September 26th, 2008

Sex-Ed With Casey Parker: Friday Sept. 26th

Welcome class, to the third edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. We’ve got something special for you this time - instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

I Was(n’t) There: A Slacker’s Guide to Austin City Limits Festival Online

If you’re lucky, right now you’re in Austin, Texas at the Austin City Limits Festival, which started today. The line-up is so good, it’s hard to decide which stage to go to. From The Mars Volta to Beck to The Foo Fighters and a ton of super freakin’ awesome bands in between, ACL 2008 is looking like it’s going to be one of the best festivals of the year.

College Football Week Five: Cheerleader Edition

If you are still high from Oregon State’s Jacquizz Rodgers schooling of the USC defense on Thursday, then it is time for the Saturday NCAA breakdown.

Check out College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition after the jump!

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

How to Impress your Dinner Date

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table.

Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.

The USC Trojan Cheerleaders

Tonight, the USC Trojans will start their quest for their seventh conference title, opening their PAC-10 schedule against the Oregon State Beavers. And while were psyched about the game, of course what we’re really happy about is all the hot USC cheerleaders! We’ve put together a ton of photos of sexy spirit-peddlers to get you amped up for the game. But be careful, with all these hot student bodies to oogle, you might miss the game entirely.

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

David Blaine’s Dive of Death Gayness

I never thought it would happen on national, primetime TV - but David Blaine brought gay magic to a whole new level. I thought the President’s explanation of the financial crisis was gay enough for one night, WOW…was I wrong.

For those of you who missed it, he hung upside-down for 60 hours (occasionally getting down to piss and drink water) and then he jumped off of a 40 ft structure. When he was just about to hit, a helicopter with it’s lights off or something like that, carried him away.

The Complete Allison Stokke Web-Photo Index (New Pics!)

Holy pole vaulting Jesus! Stop what you’re doing. Hold the phone. Whatever - your day is about to get a billion percent better: we’ve got over 100 never-before-seen Allison Stokke photos for your viewing pleasure! To celebrate this momentous occasion, we’ve compiled every single photo of this University of California pole vaulter available online to create the Complete Alison Stokke Web-Photo Index, which includes all of the new pics you’ve been waiting to see.

Quick Dress Tips to Impress Your Date

No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

The Boobs Babes of Oktoberfest

Beer-lovers, rejoice! Oktoberfest 2008 has officially started and you know what that means - 16 solid days of beer, babes, boobs and brauts - basically the perfect recipe for anything in life worth doing. And the Germans know how to do them all better than anyone.

While the original Oktoberfest started in 1810 to celebrate the marriage of some royal dude to some royal chick, these days the Bavarian bash, which is held in Munich, Germany, honors what’s really important in life–busty babes drinking giant amounts of beer! All we can say is, if there is a Heaven, it’s probably a lot like Oktoberfest. Prost!

Four Reasons You Should Go To Croatia

Care to explore the gift of beauty that other nations across the globe have to offer? Can’t afford a plane ticket? Don’t let the gas price blues get you down - that’s why Al Gore invented the internet!

It’s week six of FHM’s World of Women and today we get to see the sweet side of Croatia.

Not only can you read up on cultural information like the best places to visit, what their food is like, and what will kill you, but they were nice enough to include four photo galleries of Croatian bombshells. As FHM says, “Who needs political stability when you’ve got some of the Earth’s finest females?”

If Croatia isn’t your cup of tea then you must be a eunuch feel free to check out the past FHM’s World Of Women that highlights Spain, Sweden, Portugal and Thailand.

12 Types of Beer Pong Players

With school’s back in session, it’s important as a freshman to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with, and one surefire way of setting the pace and getting on the right track is to rule the beer pong table. Take heed, beer pong at college isn’t your typical Friday night beer pong back at home - college is all about diversity and nothing is more diverse than a game of beer pong on campus. On the other hand, off campus beer pong usually means townies and that usually results in broken beer bottle brawls. Hooray!

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

The Week In Re-Boob: Sept. 15th-21st

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer.

So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

5 Theme Parties to Throw This Year

After completing four years of college, I have learned a few things. Some of these wonderful tidbits of knowledge will come in handy for my day job, others will be strictly for evening affairs. But it was those life experiences best lived and not studied that I “remember” most fondly - and of those the theme party takes the cake.  So here are my five favorite theme parties you should throw this year.

Sexy Superheroes & The Heroes Season 3 Premiere!

Nerds Rejoice! Today marks the season premier of the sexiest supernatural show on television, Heroes! With all the superpower babes in the cast, from Hayden Panettiere to Kristen Bell, we realized that these babes aren’t just sexy, they’re “special sexy.” Not to be confused with just “special” - that’s something else altogether. So to celebrate the show’s triumphant return, we’ve put together a massive compilation of all the hottest superhero chicks ever. Up, up and away!

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Five Television Shows Your Girlfriend Watches That You Might Actually Enjoy

Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and ask for directions” verse “keep driving, we will get there when we get there.”

Some things never change but I have compiled a list of television shows that your girl probably watches that you might actually enjoy. “But what makes you an expert in television shows?” you might ask. Well, I did my research. I asked around town and interviewed women on their likes and dislikes. And then I sat down on my couch and watched the shows myself. And here’s what my research has yielded.

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!

Check out the Presidential Debate Drinking Game after the jump! Read more