If you’ve had a girlfriend in the past three years there’s statistically a 79% chance that you’ve seen at least one Twilight movie. If the movies looked anything even close to the trailer you’re about to see, it’d probably get a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Or at least Brazzers. Seriously though, f*ck 3D, if theatres wanted to make a buck they should have this movie playing at the same time as the real Twilight. That way, every couple in America would go see it. Highlight of the clip is a question that a pose to everyone, “Is it considered a three-way if she’s pregnant?” Answer after the jump!

After jumping the shark a few seasons back, season 7 of Showtime’s staple hit series “Weeds” kicked off Monday surprisingly simple and straight… A much needed, back to basics approach for the better. I was definitely riding the fence for most of the episode, but was undoubtably won over by the closing outro anthem by Brooklyn band MEN’s “Who Am I to Feel So Free”. This season’s suddenly got a great deal of hope and promise, albeit a few degrees less than Brooklyn’s MEN. Big days ahead for this band.

And now, here he is… Conan Ohhh-Briiii-yaaaahn… at the Four Seasons. We ran into Conan on Saturday waiting for a lift to the premiere of “Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop,” the upcoming documentary about the comedy tour that ensued after he was ousted from NBC. The doc played so well, it apparently landed a unique distribution deal with three separate distributors for three different platforms slated for simultaneous release. As you can tell from this pic, It’s good to be the CONAN.

Thanksgiving may be over, but that doesn’t mean things are any less corny. After all, both Bob Saget and David Hasselhoff have shows debuting this week. But don’t worry…there are also plenty of other options this week!

You’d think that there would be less on TV with Thanksgiving on the horizon. But TV does not submit to any holiday! This list will NOT, however, include the much anticipated finale of Dancing With the Stars (Tuesday night on ABC) because it is Coed’s policy not to incite violence.

Happy September 2nd, 2010… a.k.a 90210. In honor of this glorious occasion we thought we’d do what we do best: celebrate unique days with hot girls and 90210 definitely has a few. We’ve take the cast of the new 90210 and put them up head to head with the cast of the old. And while the new version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

USA and Syfy are rolling out plenty of new shows this week. While USA and Syfy dominate this week’s schedule, there are still plenty of other goodies, too. So check out what this week has to offer!

We’re back with more finales this week, folks. If last week’s finale-rich schedule wasn’t enough for you, this week offers up even more. To get your finale fix, you might consider: 24, How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Chuck and about a dozen others.

Sunday marks the premier the sixth season of HBO’s hit series Entourage . And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. This show is a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Nerds Rejoice! Today marks the season premier of the sexiest supernatural show on television, Heroes! With all the superpower babes in the cast, from Hayden Panettiere to Kristen Bell, we realized that these babes aren’t just sexy, they’re “special sexy.” Not to be confused with just “special” – that̵… Click to read more

Sunday marks the premier the fifth season of HBO’s hit series Entourage . And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stu… Click to read more

Tonight marks the return of 90′s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over. And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter,… Click to read more