In honor of Christina Aguilera’s new movie, Burlesque, COED decided to explore the many looks and styles of pop music’s ultimate diva. Throughout each major stage of her career, Christina has changed her appearance. Some days she’s “Dirrty” and other days she’s glitzy in glitter. It doesn’t really matter what she’s wearing though — X-Tina always looks hot. Here are some of her most infamous looks and outfits.

For a bunch of angels, these super sexy Victoria’s Secret models sure are getting knocked up a regular basis. Today our favorite Dutch model Doutzen Kroes announced she was expecting which put her in the company of the professional pregnant model Heidi Klum as well as the smoking hot Adriana Lima. And in just a few months we’ll find out if she’s going to be competiing alongside Gisele and Alessandra Ambrossio to be the world’s hottest MILF.

Two days ago at the university heath center and came across a few little known facts about sexy time. Beware, as these tidbits may scare you away from sex for life (or at least for the night). Check out the 5 Horrifying Sexy Time Facts here!

Two days ago, I went to my university’s health center. Now usually I completely disregard any information I get at the health center on the grounds of either a) I have heard that every year since I first took sex ed in 7th grade, or b) they’re full of ish. But this time, by the luck of the draw, I happened to get a check-up from someone that (gasp!) actually knew what they were talking about. These are a few little known facts I picked up that I thought I would share.

HO-LY SH!!!!!T! This is f**king incredible. A kid dresses up in some sort of crazy-ass halloween costume and then screams his ass off, scaring his mom… into labor! Seriously, her water literally breaks on camera. (Wait till the end – there’s slo-mo.) So now you know – if you want to totally f**k-up a pregnant lady’s day, just jump out and scare the, uh, human out of her…

Wow did Saturday Night Live suck this weekend.  Their ’08 political satire has become as tired and one-sided as my grandmother’s first Kotex belt. But despite all the non-funny bullsh*t, I still found myself laughing balls at John Hamm in ‘Finger In Butts.’ Sometimes a finger is all you need.… Click to read more

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream me… Click to read more

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream me… Click to read more

In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. One… Click to read more

Well this just does it. When they reported Jessica Alba was pregnant, it didn’t really hit us that it might mean then end of an era of booty perfection.
But we just learned from PerezHilton.com that the Sin City and Into the Blue star secretly married baby-daddy Cashole Warren yesterday, a rumor confirmed by her publicist, which basically puts the kibo… Click to read more

It was only a matter of time.
According to Perez Hilton, Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn is pregnant!
WTF?
Even Britney waited for her 20′s to load a bun in the oven.
Sorry Lohans, the Spears are officially back as America’s favorite dysfunctional, white-trash family.
Jamie Lynn… Great Job!… Click to read more

Britney Spears rumors have been flying this week like whoa!
If you are gullible enough to believe every single rumor you hear (like us!) then apparently Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and has a secret room in her mansion dedicated to kinky S&M romps.
All of that may seem a little far fetched (well, maybe not the S&M part), but the latest rumor… Click to read more

The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex. It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of a vagina! So why should you not have sex in one?
According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.
The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has… Click to read more

Just when you thought Knocked Up was the last word on unplanned pregnancy in a comedy, Juno rolls through with a slight modification: teenage pregnancy, a parents’ least-favorite subject.
Starring Arrested Development alumni Jason Bateman and Michael Cera – alas, neither actor appears onscreen together – Juno tells the story of Jun… Click to read more

After violating her probation rapper Foxy Brown, three-months pregnant, will be serving time in the pen until her next court date, scheduled for September 7. Following the footsteps of recent preggo-prisoners, Brown is set to stay in a cell by herself, akin to having a dorm-room to herself.
Terrible, simply terrible.
The BlackBerry bludgeoner will not on… Click to read more