Twilight Gaga Poo Poo Total Eclipse of My Fart won the box office over the holiday weekend. Last Airbender surprised a bunch of peeps, mostly those giving it a 4% fresh rating on RottenTomatoes.com. This weekend’s entries feature producers/editors, moon thieves, fake babies, nukes, terrorist farmers, pink eye victims, The Last Airhead, and the world’s angriest man. Previews go now!

I’ll be honest: I’m a bitch. I have no problem telling it like it is, talking about someone behind his/her back or telling secrets about people I hate. This is why people fight to stay on my good side.
Which is why people are so surprised when they find out about my passion for animals. I cry when those commercials for animal shelters come on the TV, I h… Click to read more