Leave the horse racing and hot girls in big hats to the Kentucky Derby because Preakness is all about getting completely hammered. We’ve rounded up drunk pictures so incriminating that you’ll be amazed that they even got put online. And if you think these are bad, just wait until this year. All it takes is $40 to get in, $20 to get access to an open bar all day, and $1000 to get a hearse to bring you home.

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Preakness officials have made a break with history and will no longer allow alcohol or any other beverages into the infield. In case you’re not well acquainted with the ways of the Preakness infield, look no further than Dan Steinberg’s report and the classic video of Port-a-John racing. But guess what? There’s no limit…