Today’s WTF news items feature a new drink from V8 that will get your heart pumping (along with another body part), a former stripper who was able to find her long lost twin from sure death via stigmata, and a duck who should seriously get some consideration from AFLAC after her heroic 911 call. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Among many of college’s time honored traditions, streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!

Lamenting over the fact that those jazzy 80s-style saxophone solos will never make a comeback? Ask and you shall receive, because the Sexy Sax Man has heard your prayers and delivers with a soothing rendition of “Careless Whisper”! Like all of those that dare to oppose the musical status quo, Sax Man faces resistance everywhere he goes, from high school football fields to the food court at the mall. But as hard as these fascists may try, one thing holds true – you can’t stop the music! See the video after the jump!

Time is running out… better find that special someone a clutch last minute gift ASAP! All we want is Denise Milani, but we’ve seen your game. Weak sauce. You could pick up a sensible or sexy gift for your special someone, but with the stress that comes from holiday shopping, sometimes comic relief is in order. Here’s our list of WTF prank holiday gifts sure spice up your Christmas morning.

Vice Magazine’s December 2010 Fiction Issue a story that needs to be written for the screen ASAP. It’s already in my top 10 movies of all-time and it’s not even close to being made. Looks like we’re gonna have to revise our list of top 10 Film Adaptations and add it to our Most Anticipated Movies of 2012. Find out what it is after the jump!

College is a tremendous learning experience. No, we’re not talking about attending class, the required reading, or pulling all nighters. College is all about life lessons. We’ve pulled together the 10 best pranks to pull on your roommate, frat bro, or guy sleeping with your girl. You didn’t know? Sorry, dude. Once you’ve succeeded, expect retribution (it means vengeance, genius)

Want to generally bother your girlfriend, wife, or friend with benefits? We’ve got just the gameplan for ya. Face it, sometimes we men need to take our better halves down a peg. Bring ‘em back down to Earth. Let ‘em know who wears the Dockers in the relationship (they look great on you btw!). Judging by her reaction, you could either A) have a potential wifey on your hands or B) stand to have the most incredible make up sex EVER! Break out the umbrellas, ‘cuz we’re rainin’ buckets over h’yah!

Buying gifts for your significant other isn’t always easy, but there are a few items you should definitely avoid when shopping around. So, if you actually care about your girlfriend, stay clear of these five gifts.

College will be back in session before you know it so what better way to get into the spirit than the top 10 practical jokes you can play on your buddies. We’ve waded through the internet to bring you some truly inspirational moments of pranking. Some are classics, some you may have never heard of before, all are a slice of fried gold. Ahem anyway, without further ado.

We all love hot chicks. I mean, really – everybody loves a hot chick. But one of the best ways to make a hot chick even better is to prank her. Take this hot blondie, for example. She’s obviously hot, but after her BF puts a fake head in her bed, she gets 10x better. I swear…

You know all about student pranks – greased pigs in the cafeteria, cows being led upstairs, all of that juvenile stuff. Maybe you’ve even heard about the more complicated college stunts – when M.I.T. students erected a police car on the top of the school’s Great Dome, for example. Its license plate number was pi.

Once you’re an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don’t need. So once you’re done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it’s time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think…

I get pure joy out of seeing people getting flustered and pissed off. In some evil way their stress makes me feel better about myself.
After trying everything from cranking up the absolute worst dancehall music in the car to ripping horrendous ass in the elevator I’ve decided it’s time to update my Rolodex of annoying antics.
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Drawing dicks on your friends’ face when they are passed out is so 2006! Scotch taping is the new shit. Get with the program, kiddos.
Just watch the video and if you’re sitting in class right now – don’t laugh too hard!
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