For the stoner sect, working on a pot farm must seem like the equivalent of a fat person winning one of those contests where they get to stuff their shopping cart with as much food as they can in one minute. But I–your faithful blogger—have actually worked on a pot farmer in Mendocino County (part of the Emerald Triangle) and the fantasy isn’t always the same as the reality. So here are 7 truths and fictions about working on a pot farm:

• Mike Phelps Lost $2,000 Beer Pong Game

• Police Find Pot Farm With Google Earth

• Hottest Bar Refaeli Vid In History of History

• Chameleon Tongue To The Eye Ball

• Rihanna’s Started The Fight

• Rick Fox Has A Sexy Sister

For the stoner sect, working on a pot farm must seem like the equivalent of a fat person winning one of those contests where they get to stuff their shopping cart with as much food as they can in one minute. But I–your faithful blogger—have actually worked on a pot farmer in Mendocino County (part of the Emerald Triangle) and the fantasy isn’t always the sa… Click to read more