At the premiere of Resident Evil: Extinction in Las Vegas Sylvester Stallone and his posse rolled up like “Whaaaaaaaaat…I’m Sly/Rocky/Rambo and this is my posse, son!”

Sly gave the Hollywood Reporter exclusive inside information on what will be the finest piece of cinema this millennium – John Rambo: In the Serpent’s Eye.

So, I’m assuming you clicked the link and heard all the leaked info. You’re ready to post all about it in your blog thingamabob, right?

Right? No?

Let me guess: you’re wondering, “What news? Nobody said anything worth reporting, and all Sly said was that ‘Rambo is in a very grumpy mood, and he’s gonna let it all out.’”

That’s all you need to know, truth-seeker – this isn’t The Darjeeling Limited.

Sly stating that Rambo is “very grumpy” in John Rambo is like hearing that God is “kinda-sorta mad” at mankind. January 25, 2008 can’t come soon enough.

I mean c’mon…take a look at the picture! Rambo versus a poisonous snake! A Rambo and snake stare-off! F*** it, this is the best movie ever already.

At the beginning, you didn’t think it was that odd that your girlfriend didn’t have a posse on Friday nights… after all, you met at the beginning of freshman year. But it’s been a few weeks, and you’ve got your boys but her girls seem to be… non-existent. Have you accidentally found a nerd?

Even if her weekends aren’t filled with tons of plans, don’t be too worried. Think of both the good and bad.

Good: If she likes hanging out by herself, you’ll be in the clear when you want to have a boys’ night or not get out of bed on Sunday unless football is involved.
Bad: She might have trouble getting close to you. Not so bad now, but in a few months, her lack of intimacy won’t help the relationship. (more…)