We’re pretty sure you’ve already heard the story about the guy who inexplicably burst into flames at a California porno shop and ran out on to the sidewalk; religious fanatics are even chalking it up to a case of divine wrath. Whatever the case may be, videos have been appearing on the internet of the hot and bothered fella running out of the store, with his pants down to his ankles to boot! Granted, this isn’t the full video (you have to watch it elsewhere), but that doesn’t mean it’s any less funny. Hit the jump to see this piping hot video for yourself! Okay, now you can start with the Human Torch jokes!

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Not does the porn industry provide hot girl-on-girl action but they also have hilariously named porn movies; especially when they parody popular Hollywood movies or events in the news. We all know of The Sperminator, and Edward Penishands, but here are a few others.

Just when we were starting to wrap our heads around the wonders that high-definition, 1080p Blu-Ray porn had in store for us, along comes the next and logical advancement in the world of hyper-realistic erotica: 3D porn!

Many of you would feel like a little kid run amok in a candy shop if you ever had a chance to spend a day on a porn set. Never fear, I–your trusty blogger– got to spend an afternoon in an industrial section of North Hollywood, across from a sheet-metal shop on a porn set. So here are 5 things I learned you can do on a porn set besides getting naked or having s… Click to read more

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The 25th annual AVN Awards took place in Las Vegas over the weekend, and as expected, Evil Anal 2 won for Best Couples Scene. I mean really – was there any competition? With that said, I was quite shocked to see A** Worship 10 take home the award for Best Anal-Themed Release.
(Anal-themed! Seriously, that is undeniably awesome.)
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Steve York, a 22-year-old senior at the University of California San Diego, asked himself a question – “To Porn or Not to Porn?”
While serving as editor of The Koala (a satirical magazine known for printing irreverent and controversial material) last year he decided as a pet project to being back Koala TV, a show that used to run every week… Click to read more

No, I’m not saying that it’s gone for good, but with recent online advancements, the huge industry is going down.
The New York Times reports that “the established pornography business is in decline — and the Internet is being held responsible. The online availability of free or low-cost photos and videos has begun to take a fierce toll… Click to read more