The 2012 AVN Awards went down on Saturday night in Las Vegas. We called it one of the reasons last week wouldn’t suck then we showed you the hottest pics of the Best Actress nominees (Jessie Andrews won for her perf in Portrait of a Call Girl, which is the least dirty sounding title of the bunch). If you don’t get Showtime and weren’t famous, co… Click to read more

I can understand why Bucky Larson wanted to leave his small town – they’re boring as hell. It seems like there’s nothing to do but go cow tipping, tidying up chicken coops and cleaning up pig pens. Oh yeah, there’s one other thing to do: f%cking! With Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star releasing on DVD, we decided to come up with this list of some sm… Click to read more

Googling ‘boobs’ so often that you’re getting a RSI? You might be a porn addict. We’re serious, you may have a real problem. Or you could just be a normal, horny dude with too much time (and substances) on your hands. There’s only one way to tell, though: take our porn addiction symptoms check list and if you score more than five points cancel your subscription to Brazzers, disable your wi-fi, and study the ways of Tim Tebow. Face the music after the jump.

Men love porn. Those who say they don’t are lying, are in porn (which technically is watching porn just IRL), or have RIDICULOUS sex lives (think Derek Jeter times Hugh Hefner plus Wilt Chamberlain). Even those guys have probably enjoyed a private screening of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” with a groupie / jersey chaser at least once. On the flip side of that coin, most women NOT associated with porn hate porn or, at the very least, the kind of porn men love. It’s definitely not this…

ZOO Magazine, home to lovely, luscious ladies like Gemma Atkinson, Imogen Thomas, Monica Lee Paige, Alice Goodwin, Emma Frain, and many others on our list of 101 Beautifully Busty Brits, created a detailed sex survey that asks the HARD… hitting questions like how often do you whack your weasel, who do you whack your weasel to, and so on and so forth. Do yourself a favor, do the world a favor, take the survey after the jump.

By now, we’ve all seen Heidi Klum’s off the wall Halloween costumes (bat boy and skinless ‘Bodies’ exhibit) and Kim Kardashian’s Poison Ivy get up, neither of which were really that hot. Apparently, they didn’t read our commentary on what guys think of girls’ Halloween costumes. If you want to see pics of hot chicks wearing ridiculously sexy costumes, just follow pornstars on Twitter. They never disappoint. See what we mean in our photo gallery after the jump.

At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature pornographic chalkboards, some d*mn good Bible verses, and the hottest hippies down with OWS. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section after the jump.

You might think that you lay some serious wood on the ladies, but chances are you’re not perfect. Everyone can use either a tip or two (that’s what she said) or some practice. That’s why we had one of our female contributors pull together the 40 most common mistakes a man can make. Keep in mind that each girl is different, but these 40 things are definitely a no-no until you become a little more comfortable with the lucky lady. Once that happens, you’ve got the green light from us! Check out the 40 most common mistakes you might make in the list after the jump!

It’s no secret that the pornography industry is a huge money maker: in 2007, the industry earned over $97.6 billion. No one wants to admit or talk about how they watch it, but one can’t argue that porn is becoming more mainstream. Without getting into too many details, one could point to the 70′s and 80′s as leading the way. Here are five ‘classics’ that helped the likes of Sasha Grey and Jenna Jameson become household names – whether your mom likes that or not.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the lead singer of Warrant passed away, Brooke Hogan posed nude for a PETA ad, Affion Crockett is really good at impersonating rappers, Lindsay Lohan did a bloody photo shoot (that’s not British profanity), Rosie Jones did a Pepsi Max commercial, Teen Mom “star” Gary Shirley went on an 11-hour stripper bender, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Yesterday, we showed you Playboy’s Miss July 2011 Jessa Hinton’s sexiest mobile uploads. That was merely a glimpse into the Playmate’s provocative lifestyle. Last Thursday, we asked our Facebook followers if they had any questions for the  Vegas vixen and, to our surprise, she answered them all. In this exclusive interview, Ms. Hinton talks sex tapes, porn, orgasms, threesomes, bisexuality, blonde jokes, masturbation, plastic surgery, and v-cards. Get to know more about Jessa after the jump!

Soon, an event will occur that common sense once dictated would never be possible: the internet might be getting even more porn. Last week, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (“ICANN”) – the non-profit corporation which regulates the internet’s domain names – voted to allow the creation of the “.xxx” domain name for adult entertainment sites. Now that .xxx is a reality, expect the number of porn sites to skyrocket. So, what does this mean for you? Find out after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a teacher who really used to suck, a 23 year old woman in Romania who became the world’s youngest grandmother, and a high school that banned hugging according to students who really don’t pay that much attention to presentations. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

• Hotties show us how humping gets you in shape on Jimmy Kimmel
• High school team goes 8 for 103 from 3 point land in 1 game
• 7 most terrifying sex toys
• Chef Paula Deen loves sucking head
• Rear View Girls get spoofed by Front View Guys
• How to spot a liar
• Alternate titles for classic sports movies

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Today’s WTF news items feature a New York mom who thought she bought a kid-friendly cartoon and ended up scarring her kids for life with adult entertainment, a Columbia University study that revealed hoes use Facebook just as much as housewives, and a joint study spearheaded by Purdue University that says Minority Report inspired the technology behind robot nurses obeying commands through hand gestures. (*mimes beating off*) Read more wackiness after the jump!