No matter what you think about the clothes, American Apparel has, hands down, the hottest ads we’ve ever seen. In fact, they’re not just the hottest ads, but some of the hottest pictures, period. From using porn stars as models to showing as much skin as possible as a rule (we’re taking straight up naked), American Apparel has pushed the limits of advertising in the US to an awesomely sexy level. And to show our gratitude, we’ve put together a collection of the hottest AA girls ever. So strap on your ironic headband, orange unitard and take a gander at the gorgeous girls of American Apparel.

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After seeing someone completely naked, close-up, in HD, you’d think there’d be nothing left to learn about them. That is, until you start following pornstars on Twitter. Tons of these lovely ladies are ‘tweeting’ about everything from what they had for breakfast to what body part they just stuck where. But the one thing better than their quick messages is all the behind-the-scenes pictures posted to TwitPic. So we’ve compiled the best self-shots these hotties have to offer. Don’t worry, you can thank us later. (more…)

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God. (more…)

Well, hot damn! Everyone seems to be on Twitter these days, including a ton of your favorite porn stars! By following their feeds, not only are you one click away from chatting with some of the sexiest chicks in the industry, you get to learn about what their lives are like when they’re not, um, working… You know, if you’re into that kind of thing. (P.S. Don’t forget to click their pictures for some semi-SFW galleries!) (more…)

In these trying times, it’s important to remember the good things that make life worth living – like hot chicks wearing funny pot t-shirts! Ok, so maybe they don’t make life worth living, but they certainly make it a hell of a lot more fun. We came across these pictures while doing research for another post, and just couldn’t stop looking. And after a bit of research, we found that the whole set is for a Site called Gen-Why.com and their marijuana merchandise-selling store. We really don’t know much else than that – but we do know these pot-loving hotties are smokin’! (more…)

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re sadly over. But since you already know who all was nominated for the AVN Awards and which porn stars to follow on Twitter, it’s finally time to check out all the super hot photos from this AVN Expo! And all we can say is, you’re going to be kicking yourself for not being in Vegas.

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Saturday, January 10th marks the beginning of the 26th annual AVN Awards in Las Vegas, and that means pretty much the entire world of porn descending on one spot for what’s been hailed as the “Oscars of adult entertainment.” Since yesterday’s “20 Celebrities Who Twitter” post was so popular, we’ve put together a list of “10 Porn Stars Who Twitter”, in order to help keep you up to date with the happenings of some of your favorite nominees during this sex-tastic event. Porn stars use Twitter a lot, so being a super-creeper has never been so easy. (more…)

Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage

Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Ben Gordon Missed the Boat

Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.

Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo.  He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.

Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today

After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1.

College Football Week Two: Cheerleader Edition

Finally, football season is in full swing and we’re freakin’ psyched! Last week’s opening games went pretty much as we predicted and we’re more than ready for this week. A lot of in, outs, what-have-you’s, and really, anyone could end up on top. Ok, not really anyone, but we don’t want to spoil your fun this early in the season. So here’s this week’s games of the top 10 presented by cheerleaders, as God intended.

Thursday, September 4th

How To Drop a Deuce In College

Going to college fosters several changes in one’s life. That goes without saying. Students must adjust to a fast paced lifestyle of partying, studying, and working, and in that order. But besides these obvious changes, some of us have to adjust to the idea of a communal bathroom. Now, not having to share a bathroom since my sister left for college three years earlier, I had gotten use to taking my time and not worrying about disturbing others with various noises and smells, other then myself. Even the family cat knew to stay away from my bathroom.

FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?

The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.

Wednesday, September 3rd

Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street.

And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe.

(Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.

The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks

Dear Smile Train, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause. But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window.

Abby Clancy FHM Pictures Hit The Net

FHM has released new pictures from a photoshoot with COED’s #1 sexiest WAG in the world and an Emegring Hottie of 2008, Abby Clancy. These new photos verify that Clancy really is one of the sexiest women on Earth.

Tuesday, September 2nd

Old vs New: 90210 Babe Showdown

Tonight marks the return of 90’s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over.

And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

Check out all the hotness in our 90210 Babe Showdown

The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” Convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.

R.I.P. Don LaFontaine, aka “That Announcer Guy From The Movies”

Don LaFontaine was the Babe Ruth of Hollywood voice over actors. He single-handedly creating the field back in the 1960’s and lent his voice to over 5,000 movie trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials throughout his career.His most notable work includes the Godfather trilogy, the Terminator series, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Academy Awards, and a recent Geico commercial starring as “that announcer guy from the movies.”

Monday, September 1th

Why I hate Facebook: Reason #1

I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw).  But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.

Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook.

Sunday, August 31st

The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight

Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet.  On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ.  On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.

So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past,  we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer:  Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights.  Yes, you are welcome.

Who hasn’t heard the one about the boy who will sleep with anything that has a vagina, who pretends to choke in nice restaurants so people will save him and maybe help him out a little financially so he can pay his mother’s ever increasing medical bills?

Even a story as tired as this comes to life when Chuck Palahniuk writes it.

The man who wrote Fight Club, yes it was a book before it was a movie, is having another novel transferred to the silver screen, Choke, and you should definitely read it first.

The movie premiered in January at the Sundance Film Festival where it won the Special Jury Prize. It’s set for limited release on September 26 of this year, so you’ve got some time to read it before classes start and the first illegal copies of it find their way on to the Internet.

If you love to read this shouldn’t be a hard sell, if you’d rather watch a movie or the latest VH1 reality show this shouldn’t be a hard sell, and if you just love f**ked up sh*t then you should probably already know about Mr. Palahniuk.

Palahniuk writes about a different breed of characters, and subjects that most authors refuse to explore, and both are exponentially more deranged and messed up than anything you can find on TV and most things that come on DVD. I’m convinced that it’s simply impossible to get bored reading one of his books.

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