May 4th is Bird Day, a holiday established by Oil City, Pennsylvania school superintendent Charles Babcock in 1894. It’s the first holiday in the U.S. dedicated to the celebration of birds. When we think of birds, we think of two things: Twitter and the middle finger. Do you know which type of professional excels at both Twitter and flippin’ the bird? That’s r… Click to read more

Have you ever seen a name quite as mythical and majestic as Ariel Piper Fawn’s? It combines Little Mermaid, Peter Piper (or “Rowdy Roddy” for you WWF fans) with a lovelorn gaze or a lil’ deer. Anyway, this 26 year old porn star from the Czech Republic actually goes by a sh*t ton of other just-as-awesome names – Faith Lightspeed, Gala, and Gabriela Lupinkova among many others. She claims she used to be innocent before the camera got a hold of her. Eye of the devil, those cameras are. Anyway, here’s a fawn-filled gallery of Ariel’s hottest pics. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a teacher who really used to suck, a 23 year old woman in Romania who became the world’s youngest grandmother, and a high school that banned hugging according to students who really don’t pay that much attention to presentations. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a former porn star who’s stockpiling her talent roster with celebrity mistresses, a new planet that will put Jupiter in its place (finally!), and the possibility that we might owe the Nazis thanks for 3D film. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Valentine’s Day is here and that means you’re soon to be neck-deep in flowers, chocolate and tiny candy kisses before you can say “kill me now.” So to help balance out the lame side to this holiday of love, we’ve found the 13 hottest Valentines on the Net. Luckily for you, it turns out that pretty much any girl with “Valentine” in her name spends most of her time taking off her clothes (among other things.) So get ready for the best Valentines you’ve ever received!

The latest notch on the Charlie Sheen bedpost is none other than 22 year-old teen porn starlet Kacey Jordan. This ex-cheerleader from Oregon used to work in retail and tanning salons before making a living on lying on her back. Kacey’s motto is work hard and play harder… as if you couldn’t figure that out based on the recent company she’s been keeping.

Penthouse just released their January 2011 issue, which features the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Who could be? Here’s a hint: tomorrow’s her birthday! Find out who the mystery model is after the jump.

We stumbled up on the now infamous “McRushmore” a couple weeks ago and we were thoroughly impressed. The mammoth, mouth-busting meal consists of the McRib, Filet O’ Fish, Southern-style Chicken sandwich, and the Angus Deluxe with bacon and cheese. The deadly delicacy made us think of all the weird combinations we concoct when scrounging around the fridge after a long night of drinking or smoking. We’re talking Luther burger weird – bacon cheeseburger between two glazed doughnuts.  Here are some of our favorite Frankenstein recipes.

Thanksgiving is here and that means football and food. It’s one of the greatest holidays for men because we get to live like kings. While we knock back brewdogs and debate the effectiveness of the Wildcat against the 3-4 defense, the sexier sex aka better halves gather in the kitchen to create a beastly feast worthy of a place far better than our guts. To honor these top chefs, we’ve compiled the following photo gallery of frickin’ hot foodies who know how to whip, beat, blend, bake, chop, peel and mash our senses.

Charlie Sheen was hospitalized for a psych evaluation early Tuesday morning after a mystery woman reported he was nude, yelling, and throwing furniture at the Plaza Hotel in New York. TMZ just reported the mystery woman is porn star, 22 year old Capri Anderson. COED has the pics of the young starlet who no doubt will be doing more than Two and a Half Men in the near future.

A couple weeks ago, we brought you the hottest WAGs of the League Championship Series. Now that the teams for the World Series are confirmed, we revisit the trophy wives, road beef, better halves, and mistresses of the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants. We honestly have no idea how these guys can think about baseball with this eye candy trick or treating all over the place. And, if we’re Ian Kinsler, we’re wifing up Amber Leigh Hartman like yesterday.

The League Championship Series begins Friday so COED decided to profile the hottest wives and girlfriends (WAGs). Face it, most players put on the cleats for the cleat chasers. Hot girls are drawn to professional athletes like Snooki is to a pickle. These women are proof it’s good to be a Yankee, Phillie, Ranger, or Giant.

With the US Open gearing up to start August 30th, we’re gearing up for a whole lot’a beautiful girls playing tennis. Last year, the big topic was whether or not officials will begin penalizing female tennis players for grunting like wild beasts on the court. This year a new study says that grunting actually improves a player’s power, thus improving a player’s game. Regardless, we revel in the sounds that exude from these sexy women of sport. But it got us to thinking, could we tell the difference between a tennis grunt and a porn grunt? To answer this question, we put together this little game to test your grunt guessing abilities.