I’m not the greatest-looking guy, and if I was even marginally talented in some capacity, I wouldn’t be a British Lit major. I am a dork who obsesses over comic books, playing Madden and downloading celebrity porn from Limewire. I’ve accepted my level of the inter-collegiate caste system.

But then Milo Ventimiglia came along. (more…)

I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again. I understand the act of great courage that goes into being overweight and exercising at the gym, in the public.

In my case, I can’t get over the fact that I feel like a total idiot next to ripped dudes that can bench my body weight with one arm tied behind their back.

So I stay at home, flabby in the mid-section, and play Guitar Hero III on Hard (not Expert…yet). That’s how I get my feeling of self-satisfaction.

The most recent innovation in exercising is Krankcycling, a form of working out that resembles mixing batter in a bowl. Johnny Goldberg (“Johnny G.” to the hip cats), who previously created Spinning, is the developer of this upper-body workout. It’s sure to do well in California, home of EZ-living gym rats looking for the next big trend in exercising. (more…)