The Nobel Peace Prize is one of the highest honors one can receive in a lifetime. The prize was originated when Alfred Nobel signed his dying will and gave the largest portion of his wealth to a series of prizes on Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature and Peace – the Nobel Prizes. Between 1901, and present day of 2011, 549 Nobel Peace Prizes have be awarded to exceptional men and women. In the past ten years, this prize has been occupied by outstanding topics.

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.

While our country continues to plummet into a seemingly irreversible and insurmountable deficit, it seems politicians everywhere continue to swim in their pool of gold coins (a la Scrooge McDuck), sh*t on their solid gold toilets (then wipe with Washingtons), and blow their noses on Benjamins. They understand the plight of the middle and lower class? Unlike the stock market, that’s a lot of bull. You ever wonder just how rich congress is? Our friends at Online Schools created an infographic that puts it all into perspective. Check it out after the jump!

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Today’s WTF news items feature a potential Sarah Palin in the making in Tennessee, a government center in Fort Wayne, Indiana that should be named after a former illustrious mayor with a pretty funny name, and a burglar in Florida who just wants a job but won’t get a hand out with his pants down. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature doctors putting poop back into their patients, 2 Live Crew rapper Luther Campbell’s bid to become the new mayor of Miami, and a country taking their love for horses to a whole ‘notha level. Read more after the jump!

Most of us would love nothing better than to see marijuana legalized, but is it worth the trouble? We take a look at reasons for and against its decriminalization. Fair and balanced just like FOX News.

Politics: it’s been called Hollywood for ugly people. And boring people, we might add. So why bother, when there is a real Hollywood, filled with beautiful people and awesome plot lines. Megan Fox is way awesomer than Mitch McConnell, for real. Unfortunately, there’s a lot that goes on in Washington that actually impacts you. It can all get pretty confusing, so here’s a cheat sheet of all the things you need to know and care about as a dude in America.

We’re obsessed with the craziness that is Glenn Beck. He’s a barrel of laughs as he rambles and cries on his Fox News show. Sometimes, however, his deranged faces make it difficult to hear the words coming out of this loon’s mouth. Here are some absolute gems.

On the wings of promise Obama took office with an approval rating ready to get things done (63.3%). Roughly a year later the ‘boo’ birds are starting to come out as Obama’s approval has slipped below 50%.

If you haven’t noticed, the movement to legalize marijuana has picked up steam in the past couple of years, with states passing medical marijuana bills with overwhelming support across the country. And now organizations like NORML are making commercials like this one to keep things moving forward.

When the news broke recently that Ann Coulter had been dumped by her boyfriend, whose body she apparently hasn’t had a chance to eat yet, word quickly spread through the pickup artist community that a new top prize was loose on the field. You see, Ann is to pickup artists what ten point bucks are to hunters. She is their Moby Dick.

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
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If you’re still on the fence about who to vote for this November… you need worry no more.  Paris Hilton has officially made her presidential intentions clear in this response ad to the now infamous McCain / Hilton / Spears political. And you thought our country was in trouble.… Click to read more

5. Put YouTube terminals in the voting booths
You wanna know something? Us college kids are really just big magnets. If you open a dumb video of an overweight thirteen year-old kid singing a pop song from the Falkland Islands, every single student within a mile will be chuckling over your shoulder within fifteen seconds.
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