The 9 Most Successful Potheads… Cool Enough To Admit It

Monday, December 26th, 2011 By Ned

Every single anti-pot organization and lobbyist loves to talk about how marijuana makes the user lazy. The nine people you’ll find here, however, are staunch arguments against that. They’re all CEOs, politicians, athletes, and artists and every single one of them has admitted to smoking the stuff. While over 42% of Americans have gotten high, the people you’ll find here definitely qualify as the 1%. Like Joe Rogan said, “If pot f*cked up your life, it’s only because pot got there first. It could have been cheeseburgers, horse races, or scratch tickets.” Check out these leaders of the free world who aren’t afraid of a little sticky-icky after the jump!

The 8 Types of People Who Need Corrupting

Friday, November 11th, 2011 By Johnson - Florida

There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They’ll make you look bad just because they’re that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they’re trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I’m just a flat-out d*ck. I haven’t raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that “God hates f*gs” while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I’m not saying that these 8 types of people have, I’m just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it’s more fun.

Why Your Vote Doesn’t Count, Plus 40 Funny Political Cartoons

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011 By `Kenneth Lee

November 8th is Election Day. While 2011′s an “off-year”, next year will be the big one for the highly coveted position of “Leader of the Free World”. With campaigns kicking into high gear, we can expect a lot of fat, over-privileged white males to feed us the same tired line of crap they’ve been feeding us for years. Sorry folks, it’s not about freedom, liberty, or any of that other crap; elections in this country are about one thing. Find out why your vote doesn’t count, vote in our incredibly ironic poll, and check out 40 funny political cartoons after the jump.