This video leaves me with much more questions than answers. Yes, I understand that the basic principle of the movie is that a fat guy wages war on a little kid with toy soldiers. There are still a few things that need to be clarified. 1. What the f*ck is this guy doing playing toy soldiers? He looks too old, so either kids now grow beards and weigh 300 pounds or he’s mentally challenged? Check out the video after the jump and see if you can answer any of my other questions.

First Grade teacher is found teaching drunk; her blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. Bonus: she had two more beers tucked away in her purse! Rad. (WNDU)
Arts, farts and crafts: art teacher sues after being fired for painting with butt. (Daily Press)
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