If you’ve been drinking, the best course of action is to just stay put (and hopefully hook up with a hot chick.) What you should NOT do is get in a car, suck at driving, get pulled over, and then proceed to do everything exactly opposite to what the cop is asking you to do.

Calls for the legalization and decriminalization of marijuana grew louder this week, coming from a highly unlikely group: the police. In a 180-degree shift in position, South Carolina Law Enforcement Division agents, along with police chiefs and elected sheriffs from around the state announced their support for the legalization and taxation of marijuana.

If you still wonder why people hate cops, it’s because of sh*t like this. Kathryn Winkfein, a great-grandmother from Travis County, Texas was tased by this fat-ass coward during a routine traffic stop after she resisted arrest. Now, of course she was the one resisting arrest, but was it really necessary to use such brutal means on an old woman? I think not.

If you’ve ever had an interaction with the police, you know how frustrating it is to be completely helpless from their bullsh*t power – especially when they’re arresting and won’t tell you why. So I completely understand this weird nerd’s pleas. His singing, I don’t quite get. But whatever – he makes up for that entirely after getting Tazered, then getting away! It’s awesome.

In this age of ubiquitous video cameras, we’ve all seen plenty of footage of police power-grabs, brutality and all-around d!ckishness. But never in my entire life have I seen someone do this. Basically a Virginia State Patrol car blows past a dude, who apparently has a serious grudge against cops, at around 90 MPH.

Most of the time, when you think of a “crazy” police chase, you think of dudes doing 100MPH down the highway, ending in some innocent Toyota Camery getting smashed to bits like some sort of bloody Gallagher gag. But this time, it’s more a kind of wacky-crazy, like there’s a clown driving the car instead of an insane woman.

Dating in college is weird. There’s a part of you that thinks going out to a nice restaurant with that chick from your Finance class would be a fun, mature thing to do. There’s also the part of you that thinks having her back to your apartment to see if you can get her drunk enough to bang on the first date would be way cooler.
It’s these battling… Click to read more

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.
In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.
When the camera panned to the direction of the recently… Click to read more

Way to start 2008 off with a bang, Vivica!
It’s being reported confirmed that the still-very-hot Vivica Fox has a sex tape floating around the web – I’ll keep my eye out for it, I know – and she isn’t too happy about it.
The story goes a bit like this: Fox was drunk and getting frisky with some random dude in Atlanta. She proceeded t… Click to read more

After spending all day hearing about babies making babies and other fluff, it’s good to hear about something relevant and positive.
Israel Mireles, the man last seen with Emily Sander, has been caught by police, awaiting homicide charges for Sander’s death.
Most of the media (including us, admittedly) focused too much attention on Sander&#… Click to read more

The New York Post reported that Philly’s fiesty, Emmy Award-winning anchorwoman Alycia Lane was arrested after calling a female cop a “dyke b*tch” then punching her in the face. Sexy anchorwoman meltdowns are so hot right now.
Lane, 35, was riding around with her boy-toy Chris Booker (also a media personality in Philly; he’s a DJ… Click to read more

Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and the hottest women in the world – yeah, I’d be pretty pumped about my life too. (Yahoo)
A teacher in Montclaire gives out homework assignments to his students’ parents on the re… Click to read more

Cops, man. Always ruining our crazy, college fun – pulling us over on road trips, breaking up the parties, arresting our friends. Why, because we break the law and do illegal things? Pshhaa, whatever.Like NWA said, eff the police, right?!?
Right! There are in fact, many ways around the law, especially when it comes to doing the things we all know we do an… Click to read more