Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.

No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.

It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. (more…)

“Take her to the peak of pleasure mountain with this rodeo ride of a lifetime. Ideal for when guys are low on stamina or in need of a break, let her do the work and sit back and enjoy the view.”

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We would never recommend that you risk a night in the cells by getting down and dirty in public, but let it be known that this position opens up all kinds of possibilities for outdoor experimentation.

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“A technique that puts you in control, this is perfect for the submissive girl. Once you hit a rhythm, physical exertion can get frantic, meaning a sturdy bed is a must.”

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“A slower and gentler version of the all-time classic ‘Doggy Style,’ use figure of eight hip motions to achieve ultra-deep penetration.”

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“Rhythm is key with this position – synchronize your thrusts with hers to become king of the bedroom. Resist the temptation to whisper dodgy snake-based puns while you’re at it – she’ll run a mile.”

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“A position that needs no introduction. Famous for making bingo callers titter, the numerical wonder-shag takes sex to all new places. Mouth-play becomes central to the action – as does hygiene!”

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“With the man either stood beside the edge of the bed or kenneling, the women should rise her hips upwards and match the male rhythm thrust for thrust.”

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“The sit-down thruster is perfect for the lazy man looking for an alternative thrill-ride. Be warned: the deep penetration this position provides can be too much for some girls – be gentle to avoid a frosty reception.”

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You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?

Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.

Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.

Its developers insist Vulva “is not a perfume.â€? Instead, they describe their product as “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.â€?

Ew. (more…)