When it comes to Halloween, there’s no place better to throw a party than at the Playboy mansion. Of course, having hundreds of beautiful women who are willing to strip down to nearly nothing certainly helps. But even if that gives them a huge advantage, it’s not like we’re complaining. To show you what we’re talking about, here are a ton of photos of the mansion’s most recent costume-clad shindig: Halloween party at the Playboy mansion, 2009.  (more…)

These days, pretty much everyone is on Twitter. But most of the time, all you get is the occasional funny link and a whole lot of “I’m eating lunch!” So instead of the same ol’ nonsense, spice up your Twitter feed with some of the hottest women around: Playboy Playmates. Sure, they’re probably just as boring as the rest of us, but at least you stand a good chance at seeing a TwitPic of their boobs! (You know, besides all the other pictures of them naked…) (more…)

Well, for better or worse, we’ve made it through the first 100 days of the Obama presidency. There’s been a few ups, a few downs and whole hell of a lot of people acting like total douchebags. But regardless of whether or not you think Obama’s first 100 days has been a success, there’s one thing we can all agree on – super hot chicks! So we’ve compiled the loveliest lady from each day of the first 100 days of the Obama presidency to give you Obama’s First 100 Babes!

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With sex-crazed comedy Miss March coming out this Friday, we’ve decided to celebrate this hell of a month by bringing you a super smokin’ collection of some of the hottest “Miss Marches.” Now we know – the term “Miss March” is historically a Playboy term. But through the ages, it’s come to colloquially mean cover model, so we’ve mixed things up a bit to include some sexy Penthouse Pets. So don’t make us hear your b*tching, and enjoy all the lovely ladies March has to offer!

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On Monday we gave you the be-all, end-all online shopping gift guide to help you navigate the internet while shopping for your loved ones. But what about your buddies?

The guy you go fishing with, your beer pong partner, your best friend since kindergarten – these guys have been there through thick and thin and maybe this years you should get them a little thank you because after all, who needs Santa when your buddies have you as a friend.

Playboy has thrown together the 2008 Holiday Wish Book with a collection of stuff to get every kind of guy you know. From the Man-Child to the Tech Geek to the High Roller to the Mountain Man all bases are covered…oh and did I mention there is video of Playmate’s using power tools?

I consider myself a Tech Geek so in case you were looking to get me a present the MacDaddy’s Diamond-studded Gold Fishing Lure will suit me just fine!

Check out the 2008 Holiday Wish Book and watch video of Playmate’s play with some holiday power tools.

There’s no hiding it – the world’s going to sh*t and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. But that doesn’t mean everything’s bad. So instead of just eating ourselves to death this Thanksgiving, we’ve put together 101 Things To Be Thankful For During Economic Armageddon to help remember that there’s plenty in this world that F’ing rocks. (Yes, bacon is on the list…)

Check out 101 Things To Be Thankful For During Economic Armageddon after the break! (more…)

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Meeting your girl’s parents can go wrong in so many ways, it seems hard to miss the mark. But basically, if you act like you do normally, you’re probably going to come off as a douchebag. Instead, think of it as a job interview – but the goal is to make them not hate you for violating their daughter. And if your girl’s as hot as 2007 Playmate of the Year Sarah Jean Underwood, you better take that sh*t seriously.

Nothing starts out the morning better than a little bikini beach brawl. Then Bert and Ernie get their rave on. This two-headed kitten is F’ing creepy. There’s nothing like getting shot with a potato gun to show your dumbass side. And here’s the best advice you’ll ever get: How to pick up a Playmate! And this guy has a serious rollerblading FAIL…as if there’s any other kind of rollerblading. And finally, you get an old school Finnish dance lesson.

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