Bye Bye Bunnies: Hefner Facing Possible Bankruptcy

September 29, 2008 - 4:15 pm By COED Staff

Is God just f**king with us today or something? First the economy takes the express elevator down the sh*tter and now we hear that Playboy may be heading down the tubes. Apparently Hef has been given two options by the Playboy top brass: Let some bunnies go or let them all go.

In the midst of a financial crisis, Hugh has been ordered to fire a handful of employees or face bankruptcy. A spokesperson for Mr. Hefner wouldn’t confirm or deny the financial situation citing “It is our policy not to comment on corporate matters such as employee issues.”

With rumors of Hef’s Girls Next Door girlfriends leaving their 82-year-old boytoy to pursue other things, it raises the question: Is this the end of Playboy? With the way things are going these days, I wouldn’t doubt it. But this is just a bit too much to handle.

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