In this week’s edition of NFL Upon Further Review, Stevie Johnson shoots himself in the leg for a celebration, Ndamukong Suh’s a big fan of Stomp, the Cowboys hate sweeties that tweet, the Titans reverse a kickoff return, punt returns were in supply for the Rams & Cards, Nick Novak relieves himself on the sidelines, and Jerome Simpson performs a flop that would make soccer players proud. Check out the week’s top highlights (and lowlights) then read our preview of tonight’s MNF contest between the Giants and Saints after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Don Cheadle is the new Captain Planet, Willie Nelson covers Coldplay for Chipotle, the Daily Beast releases its list of top colleges with the hottest chicks, Bernie Kosar’s daughter made another porno, Venus Williams pulled out… of the US Open, Superman’s packin’ heat, Always Sunny gets filthy, Sinead O’Connor wants to f*ck somebody and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

For a moment, let’s ignore the fact that this NFL Lockout is happening. It’s going to continue, so forget about a full NFL season, but let’s pretend we’ll see at least 1 game in Fall 2011. Plaxico Burress was released from jail Monday after serving a sentence for shooting himself in the leg. Burress was rocking a Phillies hat on his way out – which thoroughly pissed off Giants fans. The guy’s coming out of jail with a chip on his shoulder and a d*ck that hasn’t seen any action in two years (we can’t say the same for his bunghole). Dude’s ready to roll, but which team will roll the dice on him? Below is our assessment of each team’s likelihood of signing Plax along with reasons why Plax would want to go there. Check it out then vote in our poll after the jump.

The stereotype of the dumb athlete is as cliche today as “blacks love taffy” and “Eskimos own all Locksmith shops” were 20 years ago. And while we don’t know much about taffy (accept that it tastes awesome), we are reminded daily that extraordinary athletic ability is not often accompanied by an extraordinary mind. Yes, there are always exceptions to every rule, but these 12 pro athletes have gone out of their way to keep this stereotype alive. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Pro Athletes.

Whether or not people should own guns is another discussion but I think that it’s safe to say that the jury is in on athletes carrying guns. While I can’t recall a single incident in which an athlete has used a gun in self defense, there are countless incidents every year involving an athlete, a gun, and poor decision making. Here are the top seven reasons that athletes shouldn’t own guns.

Guys like Lawrence Taylor and Corey Dillon are starting to give the NFL a bad name. It almost seems as if every time you open the paper you are going to end up reading about some other football player testing the legal limits of decency for our society. The following list is a select group of players that have spent some time incarcerated for a serious crime.

Is it just us, or do football and basketball players keep getting mixed up in ridiculous weapons violations more and more these days? These stories are increasingly crazier by the year — and are obvious proof that millions of dollars only increases your bank account total, not your IQ.

With Plaxico Burress having just been sentenced to two years in jail for possessing and discharging a firearm in a public space, we are reminded that these masters of the field and the court are just people, too. They make mistakes, and have to pay for them. However, sometimes the mistakes they make are so hilariously idiotic, we can’t help but make fun of them. Here are the 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes.

According to reports at Yahoo! Sports, the Cleveland Browns are moving toward an agreement that will send wide receiver Braylon Edwards to the New York Giants in exchange for wide receiver Dominik Hixon along with a 2nd and 5th round pick in this month’s NFL Draft…

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Just moments ago ESPN reported that Plaxico Burress has hired criminal defense attorney Benjamin Brafman, who represented Sean “P. Diddy” Combs in 1999 when he was busted on illegal weapons and bribery charges stemming from a New York City club shooting that injured three people.
Here is what we know at this point…… Click to read more

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Last July, COED featured pictures of a sloshed Eli Manning throwing down karaoke style. Due to the Giants making it to the Superbowl last Sunday, those infamous pictures have resurfaced with a vengeance, appearing on nearly every sports blog on the internet.
The popularity of the pics led us to compile a list of America’s Top 20 Drunkest Athletes on th… Click to read more