For a moment, let’s ignore the fact that this NFL Lockout is happening. It’s going to continue, so forget about a full NFL season, but let’s pretend we’ll see at least 1 game in Fall 2011. Plaxico Burress was released from jail Monday after serving a sentence for shooting himself in the leg. Burress was rocking a Phillies hat on his way out – which thoroughly pissed off Giants fans. The guy’s coming out of jail with a chip on his shoulder and a d*ck that hasn’t seen any action in two years (we can’t say the same for his bunghole). Dude’s ready to roll, but which team will roll the dice on him? Below is our assessment of each team’s likelihood of signing Plax along with reasons why Plax would want to go there. Check it out then vote in our poll after the jump.

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