Yesterday, we showed you Playboy’s Miss July 2011 Jessa Hinton’s sexiest mobile uploads. That was merely a glimpse into the Playmate’s provocative lifestyle. Last Thursday, we asked our Facebook followers if they had any questions for the  Vegas vixen and, to our surprise, she answered them all. In this exclusive interview, Ms. Hinton talks sex tapes, porn, orgasms, threesomes, bisexuality, blonde jokes, masturbation, plastic surgery, and v-cards. Get to know more about Jessa after the jump!

Reality TV started with the “Real World” in New York and changed television forever. I bet MTV had no idea that over twenty years down the line such vile and vapid garbage such as “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “The Jersey Shore” would spawn from a harmless airing of strangers living together. The idea snowballed into some really revolting and unethical shows in the future. Let’s face it, all reality tv is unethical, but the shows after the jump take the cake!

While actresses and female pop stars are spending all their time and money doing all that they can to get noticed (Lindsay Lohan — I’m talking to you), it seems like the men are sitting back enjoying the ride, proving that it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood!

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

• Heidi Montag wants even bigger boobs

• How to deal with rejection

• He’s on fire. Literally.

• Olivia Munn looking even sexier

• the worst date idea ever

• 10 Best Cliffhangers

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

• Mr. Potatoskin makes Double Down look healthy

• Stronger marijuana? Yes please.

• 10 Douchebag Fashions

• Finally, a diagram to Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgery

• Vote for Maxim’s 2010 Hometown Hotties

• South Park coming out with a musical

• 10 Guys jumping off of stuff (Video)

• 25 Celebs Before & After Plastic Surgery

• Logistics FAIL

• Look At This Babe!

• “You’re the Dog Now, Man!”

• Rihanna and Her Thong (NSFW)

• Malin Akerman Looking All Kinds Of Hot

• That’s Some Serious Side Boob!

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and whose were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

The studies on if tequila makes you rich and good looking, as well as the research on if pot gives you Harry Potters Magical Abilities are still in progress. Keep your fingers crossed.

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the di… Click to read more

Dear Smile Train,
I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.”… Click to read more

Small penis? Small biceps? Flabby ass? Just ugly? There is hope for you, big boy.

If there was any drug in the entire world that doesn’t need a medical breakthrough to fix the side-effects it’s cocaine, the drug of denial. Crack and heroin may be worse, but cocaine is considered classy and cool, unfortunately.
Cocaine is only for douchebag losers who can’t get laid without packing dust into a teenager’s nasal p… Click to read more

My roommate is scared shitless by Carrot Top.
She won’t look at pictures of him, runs from the room if he happens to come on TV, and refuses to even say his name.
She won’t explain her fear, just whispers that “him and a ventriloquist doll are two the scariest things you could ever see at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night.â€?
While my phobia is not a… Click to read more