Barry Bonds is about to have a world of hurt dropped on him by the US Government when his perjury trial begins on Monday. Anyone who doesn’t think he did steroids and lied about it needs to have their head examined. Here are some shocking before and after pictures that visually tell the tale.

We’re in Pittsburgh today checking out PNC Park. This got me thinking about the Pittsburgh Pirates of the 1970′s and their horrendous uniforms in the 1970′s. The uniforms were bad but FanNation.com proves that there have been at least four other teams in MLB history who have had uglier uniforms.… Click to read more

Just when we thought we could go back to thinking of pirates as sexy girls walking around on Halloween wearing nothing but an eyepatch, the Somali Pirates hijack a Russian Oil Tanker. But this time the pirates messed with the wrong people. This morning the Russians fought back and recaptured their 50 million dollar oil cargo. Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates..who ya got? Check out the pictures and vote below…

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

We have to admit, we here at COED are pretty F’ing stoked that piracy is coming back into fashion. Sure, they make the high seas a hell of a lot more dangerous and all, but it’s just so rad! Pirates! Yeah! But no matter how badass these ocean-going Somali thieves may be, they’ve got nothin’ on this batch of super hot pirate booty babes.

After opening the season by upsetting two ranked teams, the Pirates earned themselves a place in the AP Top 25 for the first time in nine years. I thought week 1 was a total fluke. I was wrong. REALLY wrong.
East Carolina was No. 14 in the media poll released Sunday. Southern California remained No. 1 and Georgia was No. 2.
Ohio State’s sluggish 26-14 victo… Click to read more

It finally happened: the epic battle of our lifetime. Somebody please tell these guys (and gals?) that it’s the year 2007, not 1655.
VIDEO: Kim Kardashian is famous for no reason – but who cares? She’s very, very hot/dirty/slutty/fake. And spankeriffic (skip to :45 for the “booty spin”).
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Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true! How about dragons while we’re at it? (MSNBC)
Brit’s hit gets her booked…at the LAPD. (TMZ)
A Hellraiser remake is in the works! It’s the first one since…what the hell is this? How many more Hellrai… Click to read more

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, we here at COED HQ are serving up some classic Pirate action, with a “Talk Like a Pirate” video and a “Pirate Booty” gallery full of yo-ho-hoes from the seven seas. It’s all rum, no scurvy.
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