There are always gonna be a few people who care if you smoke pot. Maybe your parents. Or your boss. Definitely your dealer. And, unfortunately, people who have a problem with your pot smoking are also the types of people more likely to spy on you online. Want to make sure you’re protecting yourself against pot-related discrimination? Check out our paranoid pot smoker’s guide to covering your tracks online after the jump.

Crystal Harris, Claire Sinclair and Jessica Burciaga were just a few of the slew of playmates that descended on Vegas this weekend to celebrate the joint birthday parties of Hugh and Marston Hefner. Luckily for you, where there are playmates, there are also twitpics. Enjoy.

Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel is a must-see documentary on the legend. An intimate look at the out­spoken, flam­boyant founder of the Playboy empire. With humor and insight, the film captures Hefner’s fierce battles with the gov­ern­ment, the reli­gious right and militant fem­in­ists. Rare footage and com­pel­ling inter­views with a remark­able who’s who of 20th century American pop culture, present a bril­liant and enter­taining snapshot of the life of an extraordinary man and the con­tro­ver­sies that sur­rounded him.

Boobs and Cake. So maybe they aren’t as natural a pair as milk and cookies or football and beer, but let’s face it, breasts go great with everything. And if there’s one man that can testify to this truth with a greater knowledge and appreciation than any other, it’s Hugh Hefner. We know Hef has seen a obscene amount of boobs in his day, and probably a few boob cakes too. So it makes perfect sense on Hef’s big day that we offer him many breast wishes with this gallery of boob-shaped baked goods

Talk about staying power. At 85, the world’s most legendary bachelor is about to tie the knot for the third time to December 2009 Playmate of the Month, Crystal Harris. In honor of Hef’s Bday and his commitment to Crystal (and his obvious commitment to Viagra), we’ve rounded up the hottest pictures of all his known girlfriends. And while we’re sure Hugh’s had many more girlfriends in his 85 years, we’re absolutely convinced that these 17 are the sexiest.

There’s no place better to throw a party than at the Playboy mansion. Of course, having hundreds of beautiful women who are willing to strip down to nearly nothing certainly helps. But it’s the girls wearing only the mark of an painter’s brush that make Playboy’s Mansion Parties legendary. Perhaps no one knows this better than the birthday boy himself. In honor of Hef’s 85th and Marston’s 21st birthdays, we give you 112 of photos of the mansion’s most cunning walking canvases. Enjoy!

For many college students, grads, and young professionals, a career path can be a cloudy one – a mixture of doubt and confusion, purpose and experimentation. For Mr. Hefner, it was a journey many others could sympathize with but no one has duplicated. He served as a writer for a military newspaper in the U.S. Army. He graduated from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, worked as a copywriter for Esquire then raised $8,000 from 45 investors to launch Playboy. The rest is history. We’ve collected almost 40 photos of Hef during these formative years. Prepare to stare into the face of determination after the jump!

For the first time in COED’s history, we’re dedicating an entire weekend of content to one person. Who could be worthy of such an honorable distinction? Well, he’s the reason we, and every other red-blooded American media-savvy male got into publishing in the first place. He took men’s entertainment to an entirely new level by stimulating the mind and eye with a combination of provocative pictorials, witty illustrations, gripping fiction from renowned authors, controversial interviews, and heavy fodder for debate. He’s Hef and Saturday, April 9th is his birthday. This is our gift to him. Read more after the bunny hop!

We’re not big spenders here at COED. We’d much prefer to save a little dough so we can indulge our nasty habits: booze, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, sex, etc. That’s why we’re huge advocates of homegrown and homemade items, especially when it comes to one of the world’s biggest cash crops: cannabis. Previously, we showed you 88 Badsass MacGyver Bongs, which lead you to ask, “How do you make that?” Ask no further, we’ve got what you need. We’re your pusher-man.

What’s prop 19, you say? It’s a line item on the California ballot that would legalize various marijuana-related activities. Why should you vote yes? Well, other than weed has major health benefits, is beneficial to the environment, and doesn’t deter you from being successful (just ask Timmy Lincecum who just won the friggin’ World Series last night), COED has 220 sexy reasons.

Common knowledge tells us that smoking weed while trying to do anything “productive” is a fool’s errand – the two just don’t mix. And if you’re a lawyer, airline pilot, large crane operator or brain surgeon, that’s probably true. But for many of us, with far less intense jobs, marijuana can actually help you do… Click to read more

Forget the stoner stereotypes about smokers being lazy, apathetic, and hungry. Turns out they’re a bunch of regular MacGyvers when it comes to turning everyday household objects into state of the art bongs. Literally everything from a pineapple to a Tic-Tac case is fair game when it comes to these amateur engineers getting high.

Stuck in the office staring at your computer on the most holy of stoner holidays? Don’t smash your bong out of frustration quite yet. We’ve got the fix for your frustrations and we guarantee it will get you higher than anything you can buy off your sketchy neighbor. So sit back, relax, and try to keep your jaw off your desk as you check out all 420 pictures of girls gone wild for weed.