As you know well by now, microblogging Site Twitter is the current hot thing online. So much so that bloggers are abandoning blogging at all, opting instead for the quick, 149-character posts that get information out in an instant. And if things keep going this way, it’ll be nearly impossible to NOT have a Twitter page, if you expect to keep up with times. So whether you’re a tweeting veteran or just now picking out your profile icon, we’ve decided to help you pimp-out that Twitter page with these 49 kick ass backgrounds. From tech-style to bodacious babes, there’s something here for everyone. Choose wisely.

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We ran across Ollie on tour in Louisville, Kentucky two years ago to the day. Invaluable lessons like these are not taught in school, so all you aspiring young pimps out there best listen up. Take for instance Ollie’s rule about shacking up in the Ponderosa with the King Pimp:

“If you get hungry, buy ya something, but the d*ck is free… no what I’m saying? There’s nothing in my refridge. I can’t cook. I don’t have a f**king maid… but, the good news is that the d*ck is free.”

I for one have taken Ollie’s advice to the letter and I have to say, my home life has never been better.  Thanks Ollie.

We don’t know what he saying, since this old school pimp is speaking German. But we’re guessing it’s something along the lines of “And this is where I used to lay the beat-down on super douchebags with bad mullets and giant mustaches,” because that’s exactly what happens next…

The World’s Largest Liquor Store [Tasty Booze]

‘ellllo Lake Bell [Bastardly]

The Writers Strike is Over. Time to Get Your Drink On. [College Candy]

Wake Up With Evangeline Lilly [Barstool Sports]

A Pimp Who Uses Bobby Knight-Like Profanity [Busted Coverage]

Another sign print journalism is in trouble (see photo in link) [NY Times]

The new Yankee Stadium should ONLY cost $1.3 billion [Sports by Brooks]

Izabel Goulart and her Hot Sassy Friends [Grumpiest]

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz Lesbian Sex Scene “Coming” Soon [Egotastic]

Charlize Theron is a Harvard Hottie [Just Jared]

I have always stood up for the misunderstood James Lipton, host and creator of Inside the Actor’s Studio. This guy has the absolute driest sense of humor – so dry that most think he’s just uptight.

Nothing could be farther from the truth, according to Lipton’s memoir Inside Inside and his interview on Late Night with Conan O’ Brien, in which he told stories of pimping hoes in France along with late-night kinky escapades with…Barbara Walters?

If you’ve hated on Lipton in the past, watch the following clip and realize the error of your ways: