You know the economy is bad when ninjas like this guy are forced to take work at pizza joints, selling pies to people at malls by wucking dough around like some type of circus show. Doesn’t make his skills any less impressive, but it does make me wonder how sanitary their pizzas are…

Miami Football Player Raised On Possum and Raccoon Meat

Allen Bailey came to Miami from the one place that might have the exact opposite environment of South Florida. Raised on a small island off the coast of Georgia, Bailey and his family had very few amenities. He learned to hunt at age 10, and once killed an alligator with a shovel, that was later eaten. His other meals regularly included possum, raccoon, and squirrels. [The Sports Point]

Brown Student Suspended For Throwing Pie At Guest Speaker

Margaree Little ‘09, one of the two audience members who threw pies at New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman during a lecture last month, has been suspended by Brown University for the upcoming fall semester. [Brown Daily Herald]

Hot For Teacher

Not all professors are odd-smelling geriatrics. Take George Mason’s Engineering Professor Pelin Aksoy, for example. She’s easily hotter than 95% of the girls in any engineering course you’ll ever take. [College OTR]

In 1999, a phenomenal event occurred that forever changed the way people look at pastry: American Pie debuted in movie theaters.

American Pie is the story of a group of friends consisting of awkward Jim (Jason Biggs), Oz the jock (Chris Kline), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) in a serious relationship with Tara Reid, the sly Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), and resident asshole Stifler (Sean William Scott). The boys are in their senior year of high school and have embarked on a quest to get laid before prom night. Hilarious hijinks accompany their pursuit.

Along the way we meet many characters: the sexy foreign exchange student Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) who prompts Jim to blow his load a little early in front of a live audience on the internet; Stifler’s hot mom, who becomes Finch’s conquest; Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), who becomes Jim’s girlfriend and sticks her flute where the sun doesn’t shine; and in my opinion the one who steals the show, Eugene Levy as Jim’s Dad who buys him pornography and catches him doing a pie.
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