Spring Break is meant for partying, hooking up, and seeing random parts of the world that rely on partying and hooking up as part of it’s GDP. If that is not the recipe for a good time, we’re not sure what is. But one thing that comes close is seeing pictures of other ridiculously drunk people – especially drunk chicks…

Blurry, badly lit, out-of-focus, or just plain poorly framed, maybe shot with a disposable camera, this genre of photography is deserving of a little recognition from the art community. So here’s a brief sampling and critique of the marvels that is…….Bad Restaurant Food Photography!

We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart – the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers out there, this one’s for you.

Believe it or not, spring is right around the corner. Hell, some of you lucky bastards are partying it up on spring break as we speak. So to prepare you for the skintastic goodness of the warmer months of the year, we’ve put together the comprehensive bikini guide, giving you an educated look at this year’s hottest bods!

Everyone knows drinking and driving is bad. Hell, even drinking and talking can be catastrophic. But sometimes you don’t realize quite how badly you can f**k up when you’ve had a few too many. In this guy’s case, he must’ve had about a bottle of Jack too many before he took this terrible turn into the elementary school parking lot.

In the 90s, the thong was queen of women’s underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin’ Top 10 song about it, for f**k’s sake! But today, the boy shorts are king. These simple, non-wedgie-giving panties somehow magically transform any butt into a world-class ass.

I don’t know what it is – the bad economy, the fluctuating weather or just people being in a really bad mood – but guys are getting violent these days, and women seem to be taking the brunt of the punishment. Not only do we have Chris Brown allegedly beating up Rihanna, we also have WWE wrestler Chris Jericho knocking out one of his female fans…

Not only is “Friday Night Lights” one of the best shows on television, it has the longest parade of super hot chicks appearing in its episodes since Entourage. So to get pumped up for the new season, we’ve put together a collection of the 32 sexiest actresses to ever appear on the show for your browsing pleasure. Enjoy!

Thanksgiving’s over and we’re officially in the long-haul to Christmas. But sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life – like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggn… Click to read more

You’ve probably seen this photo a 100 times before and thought nothing of it. I mean, the pic is innocent enough…a strapping young Barack Obama sitting in Central Park with his adorable grandparents on a beautiful sunny day. Such a sweet little picture, right?
Well, maybe if you consider a sloppy armadillo packed away in Grandpappy DunhamR… Click to read more

Sure, terrible things happen around the world every day. But the sight of so much wasted beer makes a man just not want to get out of bed in the morning. But since you’re already out of bed, it’s time to caption this.
The Rules:
Submit your best caption editor@coedmagazine.com, and the winner (based purely on our bias) will receive a $15 iTunes gift… Click to read more

This movie made me laugh from my chest pubes all the way down to my balls fro. Will Ferrell took a break from a long string of sports movies and is laugh-out-loud funny once again. Don’t expect anything highbrow from this film though, it’s laced with penis jokes and profanity—often paired together.
The story centers around Brennan Huff, played by Ferrell, and… Click to read more

If you are a fan of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue than chances are you know 22 year-old Irina Sheik. If you haven’t seen pictures of her yet get a clue and check out her gallery!
Click the image to view Irina Sheik’s full gallery.

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While perusing (and by “perusing” I mean checking and re-checking) Facebook for the fourth time yesterday, I noticed that no one had done anything since the last time I logged in (an hour before). In a fit of never ending boredom, I decided to look at pictures of me.
Of the 300ish photos of me, 250 involved drinking and 249 of those involved me making some sort of a… Click to read more

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