Let’s reexamine “funny” T-shirts that will guarantee you never get laid. Just look at the above example; you’ll never get laid wearing a T-shirt with that saying – ever. These are T-shirts that you’ll never see live humans wearing in real life, without irony. Want women to never speak to you again?
Walk around with one of the “… Click to read more

It’s always a big night when we get to see Julie Bowen escape the drab suburban setting of Modern Family. We’re even ready to sacrifice our usual slate of Sunday shows on cable and sit through The Billboard Music Awards–depending on what Julie’s wearing, and how often she changes outfits through the night. We’ve already got some pics to prove Julie isn’t drab and suburban yet…

I know that sometimes it can be hard to get the crew together to Sunday Funday (yes, it can be a verb). Your friends will have endless excuses: they partied like a rock star the night before, they plan on watching some baseball in peace and quiet, or you’re just friends with p*ssies. There are very few instances when it is acceptable for your Funday to include both… Click to read more

The only good part about pulling all-nighters in the library are the cute girls you get to study with. Now that those days are “unfortunately” over, you’re not going to get that face time. As the understanding older brother, we’ve done you a solid and pulled together the best study-buddy a man could ask for: hot chicks in glasses. Th… Click to read more

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. June is right around the corner, and you know what that mean… Click to read more

Eve Angel may be getting older, but her body is still rockin. This Hungarian pornstar has been working since she was 18 years old but has picked up an interesting “habit”– she now  only works with women. See? You might have more in common with her than you originally thought. We don’t know how Eve plans on celebrating her birthday, b… Click to read more

Nowadays, you have to be born a sideline reporter. We’re not talking about talent or an innate sense for the game you’re covering, we’re talking about looking foxy as hell. Forgetting Craig Sager for a moment, think of all the other sideline reporters you know. Inez Sainz, Erin “Pageviews” Andrews, Jenn Brown, and now Jenn… Click to read more

If you read our post on Kegasus The Preakness Manimal, you’ve probably already made plans to head down to Baltimore, MA for the infield festivities. The only two excuses you have for not making it are graduation (questionable at best) and Senior Week. The rest of you hooligans should pack up your sh*ttiest frat shirts and head for the infield. While you… Click to read more

Oh you haven’t seen the “Jessica Alba Ass” pose? Well, let us educate you. In 2004 Jessica Alba was relaxing on the beach when she was photographed in a position so fantastic, so amazingly enthralling, that we felt compelled to name it after her. It’s true that her body was second-to-none, but we’ve recently noticed that the… Click to read more

14 pics! She skipped last season, but the current run of Supernatural has given us plenty of Rachel Miner in her recurring role as a friendly demon. Rachel’s even back tonight for a devilish season finale. It’s the most we’ve seen regularly of Rachel since her stint as a Suicide Girl on Californication. Tune in tonight, but first check out some hot pics that’ll have you happy that Rachel’s not a minor!

Great news for anyone who’s feeling good in their happy place. Jenny McCarthy has announced that she will be returning to Playboy in the July/August double issue. Back in 2009, Jenny announced in US Magazine that she’d like to be a Playmate again before she turned 40. It seems that Hef still can’t say “no” to a beautiful woman… Click to read more

Despite what you might think, this man is not the “Yes This Happened” editor. We can’t give the job to anyone who hasn’t applied for it. This guy seems like the perfect candidate for finding the ‘fun’ in fundamentally disturbing and weird. Babies building private parts out of train sets? Check. A family glamour shot w… Click to read more

J Lynne Harris is a 21 year old model from Philadelphia, PA. If you recognize her face from somewhere, it’s fair to say that you watch America’s Next Top Model; Lynne was a contestant on the show. She decided to attend the tryouts because they were only two stops away, and landed a spot on the squad. While she might have been surprised at their decisi… Click to read more

If you’re anything like us, you’ll admit that it’s impossible to grow tired of the “Me In My Place” photo series featured on Esquire. They find some of the hottest women around, throw them into some underwear or tee-shirt, and then snap some pictures. If you didn’t know any better, you’d almost think you woke up… Click to read more

As an admitted reader of Barstool Sports, I was surprised that I missed this article on Kegasus AKA the official mascot of Preakness. After a quick look, I saw why I missed it: it was written by Manzo. I know that he’s complete f*cktard, but how can he think that Kegasus isn’t the best mascot in the entire world? For pretty much all the reasons he tho… Click to read more