Do you have a lot of scented candles, massage oil and rubbers in your sock drawer currently going unused and collecting dust? Tired of having deep and meaningful conversations with girls at parties, but always fail to convince them to head back to your room? Fear not, Mr. Lonelyheart, there’s a simple solution to all these problems and more: you need to start making your place (yup, the one with the leaking window and poster of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) a bit more appealing. See the three techniques you can use to ensure you never go home empty handed again after the jump!

Chicks worldwide are going gaga over Prince Willam. Is it because he’s the heir to the British throne? Or is it that he’s 6’3, blonde and more suave than Rico? Whatever the reason, the dude possesses a number of traits that women find irresistible and that us normal guys can certainly learn a thing or two from. Luckily, Prince William is already engaged to the Berkshire hottie, Kate Middleton, so we can rule him out as competition. But if you’re single and want to pick up a girl that’s every bit as gorgeous as she is, you have to dive right into Prince William’s pick up playbook. Here are the top 5 pages you should memorize…
See the top 5 pages you should learn after the jump!

You can have all the lines (or the booze) in the world but that’s not the real reason girls go home with guys. Girls hook up with guys because they think they’re going to be great in bed. Makes sense, right? Why else would we catch a bus across town to see you, sneak into your parents’ house or duck into the stall of a bar bathroom with you unless we thought we were going to get something really satisfying out of it? Our British Bisexual Babe Hayley Quinn provides us with top three ways to scream “sex god” after the jump

Spring is just around the corner and that means the season of music festivals is almost upon us. Coachella, SXSW, and Bonnaroo are just some of the events to look forward to this coming season since, as we all know, music festivals are a great place to meet hot girls. Everybody is either drunk or doped up, wearing nearly next to nothing because of the heat and totally enthralled with the music.If you want to pick up chicks in between sets or capitalize on the free flowin’ emotions during one, follow these five easy tips that coincide with the fest you’re attending. Read our full guide to picking up chicks at the various music festivals after the jump!

We’ve all been there: you saunter over to the cute girl you’ve been meaning to ask out for a while then out of nowhere comes her colossal BFF with an attitude. Best friends of the girl you are into can be your worst enemy: they will drag your “target” away, shoot you down and do everything to abort your chances of asking her to go on a date. Here are my top three reasons why this always happens and how you can handle picking up the girl of your dreams, whilst dealing with the girl of your nightmares. Read bisexual British babe Hayley Quinn’s tips after the jump!

In this week’s edition of Renata’s Recommendations, our “girl on the inside” dishes out dos and don’ts for picking up chicks at the bar. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel – or at least it should be. But, if you’ve tried to approach the female in her natural environment, you know it’s also very easy to scare ‘em off and humiliate yourselves in the process. So if you’ve ever watched your pick up lines fail spectacularly in front of strangers – or left solo after last call – this guide to the dos and don’ts of bar flirting is a must read. Check out her tips after the jump!

Chris Illuminati is the author of A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet, which makes him an authority on not only everything a**hole but also the dreaded counter-attitude: the douchebag approach to life. You probably don’t realize it, but there are several douchey things you’re doing that are incredibly unattractive to the opposite sex. Allow Chris to point out your mistakes and fix the situation. See the list after the jump!

You’re back at her place, shirt off, making out like the plane’s crashing, then she says, “I don’t think I can do this.” Buzzkill, right? Time to give up on the thought of hooking up with that chick, right? No way. A woman’s last minute uncertainty about doing the dirty deed is known as “Last Minute Resistance” (“LMR”). Here are five top tips from our pick up artist and British bisexual babe Hayley Quinn to reassure her that she should bone you. See the pointers after the jump!

Every weekend us single dudes go out to the bars, clubs, and parties with one thing in mind—hooking up. Sometimes the bar doesn’t work. Fear not! It’s entirely possible to make a move on a chick at any time and in any place; it all depends on your approach. We went out, did a little research, and have
come up with a few helpful hints.

Let’s face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it’s not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it’s yours! Here are five reasons you aren’t dating women with an IQ higher than their age.

Everything in the world can technically be explained by science . Even something as simple as trying to pick up a good looking broad. Now I’m no fan of math but even I could understand this simple numbers game . The more they drink, the better you look. Inebriation + dedication can equal fornication. Eight drinks is the magic number for most men to be able to woo ladies so that things like this look really cool.