At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest and most WTF sh*t on the interwebs. With our “Websites of the Week” column, we’ve done just that. If you’re looking to murder some time, you can’t do any better than our suggestions. This week’s sites feature celebrities with turtle shnozs, John Hancock’s best innuendo, and reasons why you’re a broke S.O.B. Check out this week’s top suggestions then submit your nominations for future WOTW in the comments section after the jump.

In this week’s edition of #TiffanyTuesday, Miss COED Tiffany Crystal talks about her test shoot to become a Playboy Playmate, which included a skinny dip session in the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion. She also discusses the worst pick up line she’s ever heard, pajama pants, her comfort levels posing nude, and her attraction to hot chicks. Check out the full Q&A after the jump.

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend, Charlsie, fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Charlsie responds to questions about how to handle a LinkedIn stalker who’s already dumped you, what to do when your sister hates your girlfriend, and the best pick-up line to use. See her answers after the jump!

Sometimes the best relationship advice a guy can get comes straight from a woman. Although a hard pill to swallow, it seems they often know more about us than we do; particularly what men do right and wrong in the area of dating. Taking into account many of the traits involved in meeting women (ego, standards, confidence, insecurity, and the dreaded pick up lines), professional ‘wing girl’ Marni Kinrys shared with COED a top ten list of critical points guys need to address in themselves and out on the relationship playing field. Check out her tips after the jump!

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News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend – and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.

Every weekend us single dudes go out to the bars, clubs, and parties with one thing in mind—hooking up. Sometimes the bar doesn’t work. Fear not! It’s entirely possible to make a move on a chick at any time and in any place; it all depends on your approach. We went out, did a little research, and have
come up with a few helpful hints.

We recently featured non-nude pics of Playboy’s Girls of the PAC-10. We decided to get to know the ladies better, so we sent them a bunch of very tough questions. We got some really provocative answers like, “When I was 14 at church camp.” Praise the Lord!

Why do we keep going to the same bar over and over again where we have to play by the rules? Sometimes, one just wants to go out and get nuts once in a while. Get out of hand and get tossed from the bar. Sometimes, we want to get outside our comfort zone and meet new people.

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Girls give you enough hints to know if they want random sex. Here are some great tips for ensuring you have the perfect one night stand. But before you start trying to charm your way into my bed, make sure you know exactly what I’m looking for.

Guys are always looking for a way to get the upper hand in the “mating game.” A good starting point would be to follow Budweiser’s advice and know when to say when or if you’re a Kenny Rogers fan heed the gambler’s advice and know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away when the damage is done. In… Click to read more

On Saturday we hit the town (“the town” being Bahama Mama’s in Hoboken, NJ) to pick up on some lingo (“lingo” being the incomprehensible language of North Jersey Guidos).
North Jersey is full of obnoxious Guidos (this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and this guy) that will use just about any ridiculous line to pick up a club … Click to read more

This is not dating advice. This is getting laid advice. When you’ve done everything you need to do to get her back to your place and you just need that extra little bit to take it over the edge, this is where these lines come in.
Now, you might not believe these work – they seem too sneaky, too transparent and too stupid. But that says nothing of their su… Click to read more

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I often find myself asking myself (is that a run on?) “where is the perfect location for meeting girls?”
Sure, clubs are often the first place that comes to mind, but my cute pick-up lines don’t always work well when attempting to talk over loud, fist-pumping music to orang… Click to read more