If there’s one career we never considered taking up, it’s taxidermy. Not that we have anything against dead animals. It’s that we don’t understand why the hell anyone would want to spend their life making the dead animals look alive again. But what we understand even less than that is WTF these crazy taxidermists were thinking when they cooked up these creepy concoctions. Here are The 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations.

As you probably already know, we here at COED are big fans of the Lingerie Football League. There’s just something about seeing super hot models go at each other in their underwear that does something special for us. So when we got the chance to speak with Niki Ghazian and Niki Connor of the LA Temptations, we could barely contain ourselves. We chatted about everything from football to naked group showers.

At first, hearing about Key West’s Fantasy Fest, which is filled with mostly-naked, body-painted women walking the streets, alcohol flowing like water probably sounds like the best thing on Earth. But you’d be wrong. In fact, it’s just a bunch of saggy, middle-aged swinger-types who look like your mom, with crappy costumes and the smell of piña colda on their breath. To show you what we’re talking about, here are 40 Fantasy Fest FAIL Photos.

Oh hell yes, Sweet Ass Tuesday is back, baby! Yeah! We took a long hiatus on this weekly feature for reasons we can’t even explain (it involves three Vietnamese potbelly pigs and a case of Jack Daniels, that’s all we’ll say…). But the wait is finally over. This week, we’ve got some of the best booties you’ve ever seen in your entire freakin’ life. So, what are you waiting for? Get on to the ass!

Halloween is, hands-down, the hottest holiday in America. Not only are there more costume parties in the month of October than you can handle, but each and every one is packed-full of good girls getting as slutty-looking as possible. So instead of just showing you hot costumes, we thought we’d focus in on the best bits: the cleavage. Here is our Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection.

Pop down your tailgates and grab a case of beer – it’s time for the fiercest weekend in college football! Soon, some of the best teams will go head-to-head against their worst nemeses for rivalry weekend. And with rivalries come massive parties. And with massive parties comes tons and tons of party girls! So to help you get in on the action, here are party pics of the hottest college football rivalry party girls.

Congratulations, Bryci Lea – you’ve just been named Miss COED October 2009! The competition was tough, but after thousands of votes in the first round, Bryci beat out 20 girls to enter the Final Four. In the last round of voting, she topped New Hampshire super hottie, Valerie Cormier, followed by brunette stunner Sonni Pacheco and the ridiculously sexy blonde Christy West to take the title of Miss COED October 2009.

It’s no secret – athletes hook up with super hot chicks. They just do. It’s a rule, like gravity or New Jersey sucking balls. So to help you be able to pick out who the hot chicks are in the player’s box, we’ve put together the complete list of current WAGs of the MLB league championship series. These lovely ladies will have you wishing you possessed incredible natural athletic ability. You know, more than usual…