June 1st is Heidi Klum‘s birthday. The now 38 year old  international supermodel is featured in a new “Got Milk?” ad, whichs shows her getting ready for the red carpet with the signature white milk mustache on her upper lip. Those ads make us think dirty thoughts, but we have one suggestion for the wiz kids behind the campaign – MORE HANDBRAS. Heidi’s the reigning Queen of the Handbra, so it’s only fitting we celebrate her birthday with her hottest holds that will make you hold your breath. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump. That Seal is one lucky dude.

April 12th is Big Wind Day, which commemorates the highest wind speed ever recorded on the planet. On this day in 1934, the staff of the Mount Washington Observatory recorded the highest surface wind ever measured, anywhere on earth. This big wind was officially recorded at 231 miles per hour. To celebrate, we’ve compiled a photo gallery of chicks’ skirts getting blown up by big winds. Was this sexy before Marilyn Monroe had her dress blown up by a subway grate in The Seven Year Itch? She definitely helped the cause. See if these pics can satisfy your itch after the jump!

Jeez. What a week for Heidi Klum. First, she shows off her ridiculously weird (yet still somewhat arousing) robot costume for Halloween then she says she’s quitting her role as “angel” for Victoria’s Secret? WTF! While you might not get to see her in wings anymore, at least you get to scope out our HUGE gallery of Heidi Klum’s hot hands firmly planted on a set of beautiful breasts… HER OWN! If you prefer her in suspenders, that’s cool, too.

The most recent episode of “South Park” introduced us to a new term: “Muffcabbage.” It made us think of another term we’ve never heard of before, “Sidewinders.” Sounds like a shot, right? Well, it’s not, but you can still drink in these pictures that depict the sides of breasts as viewed from behind aka “sidewinders”.

There is no holiday literally more ‘uplifting’ than Big Wind day. On this day, 76 years ago the staff of the Mount Washington Observatory recorded the highest surface wind ever measured, anywhere on earth – an astonishing 231 mph. So in celebration of this joyous natural event, we thought we’d examine in pictures the shear force and power of the wind as it applies to the skirt. Happy Big Wind Day.

Lauren Caitlin Upton (born March 27, 1989), also credited as Caite Upton, is an American fashion model and a beauty queen from Lexington, South Carolina. She is best known for her response to a question that was asked of her during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.… Click to read more