August 3rd is National Watermelon Day, a day in which we show our appreciation for the seediest of summer treats. There’s nothin’ quite like sinking your teeth into its saturated red flesh, spilling half of the juices all over the place then spitting the seeds at loved ones. Unless, of course, you’ve made the right move and spiked that sh*t with vodka. That’s when the party really gets started. We’d like to think the hot girls eating ‘em in our celebratory photo gallery opted for the spiked variety. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Motivational posters were originally created to uplift the spirit. Then the internet community gave us demotivational posters, which poke fun at the cutesy tame material with pictures of massive fails paired with snarky commentary. The practice then evolved into focusing on the female form, more specifically, the titty. While some lump these into demotivational, we find them pretty damn inspiring. Makes us want to start a strip club or become a plastic surgeon. To honor those creative wizards who aptly apply thick black borders and witty captions to jaw dropping pics, we’ve pulled together 72 of the best breast-related demotivational (or motivational) posters on the web. Check ‘em out after the jump!

Times are tough for the adult entertainment industry with piracy taking a major chunk out of sales. Despite the gloom and doom facing the porn biz, the year’s biggest and best attended the AVN awards in Las Vegas Saturday. Tori Black won Female Performer of the Year, Kelly Madison won Best Web Star, Lexi Belle won Best Supporting Actress and Andy San Dimas and India Summer shared Best Actress. Sharing an award… only in porn. Rumor has it they’re might not be an awards show next year. We hope that’s not the case because then we won’t be able to share twitpics of your favorite porn stars at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) and AVN Awards Show. To see more porn stars showing off their assets, check out our Colossal Cleavage Collection: AEE Edition.

The 2011 Adult Video News (AVN) Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) begins today in Las Vegas and runs through the weekend. It’s the biggest gathering of porn stars, studios and insiders. Probably the biggest and best part of the expo will be the 28th Annual AVN Awards ceremony set to take place Saturday night. It’s about 1 billion times better than the Oscars. For one, the dresses these chicks wear are off the friggin’ reservation – that is, when they’re actually in them. These chicks seriously HATE clothes. Even though you’ve probably seen them out of said dresses, here’s a bevvy of big, beautiful lady bumps you’d see at the expo and awards.

Though none of us here at the office willingly admit to owning his songs, Justin Bieber definitely has a place at COED. Several places actually. Like “25 Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber“, “Un-Bielieberly Awesome Justin Bieber Fan Art“, and the “15 Most Dangerous Women on the Web“. Today, we present a possible remedy for your Bieber Fever with 15 photoshopped pics that might knock JB off our “50 Most Popular Women On The Web” list.

So, you just graduated with your major — now what? Grad school? Professional school? Joining the work force? In honor of the recession and new grads having a hard time finding jobs that relate to their specific field, here is a list of ten jobs you definitely won’t want after college — especially if you majored in the following.

No one appreciates beach volleyball butts quite like COED. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve always brought you the best butts from this insanely hot sport. And this year we’re digging deeper into everything that the AVP Crocs Beach volleyball Tour has to offer.

Everybody’s seen ‘em and unless you’re a cyborg (which you very well may be…) at least a couple of them have made you laugh your ass off – the demotivational poster. Made famous by Demotivate.com, demotivational posters have been one of the longest running Internet memes around. They’ve been created by people from pretty much anywhere with access to Photoshop – and we’ve…

We made a vow here at COED to stay far away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq’s Big Challenge. But when the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh were pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen while flipping across ABC, all I could do was watch. Great television? No. Great opportunity to pay tribute to the butts of The Greatest Sport on Earth? Absolutely.

If we here at COED consider ourselves experts in any one thing – it’s beach volleyball butts. From the the Girls of Olympic Beach Volleyball to the Ass-ential Beach Volleyball collection, we’ve consistently brought you the best butts this awesome sport has to offer. And now we’re upping the ante again…

SXSW… 9 Days, 125,000+ attendees, 2000 bands and 2 ridiculously smokin’ hot Vivid Girls. Yes, SXSW is always on fire, but this year’s addition of Meggan Mallone and Hannah Hilton have put the local fire brigade on full alert. COED caught up with these two sexy young lasses this afternoon, celebrating 25 years of VIVID.

If 500 Daytona Beach babes didn’t convince you that this sunny Florida town has some of the hottest chicks around, then we’ve got one more way to show you the light: Daytona Bike Week Babes. This festival of badass bikes, babes and booze draws in tens of thousands from around the country, including tons of chicks wearing little to nothing, just because they can…

UPDATE: Ok, so through a bit of miscommunication here at the COED office, the original information provided for Miss COED Sara Marie was actually the information for an entirely different model named Sara Marie. But then, when we went back to correct the information and tell you about this Sara Marie, we found that her information had completely vanished.

In the world of print and internet zines, December is a time for wrap-up lists and things to lookout for in the coming year. Thankfully for us, FHM’s January 2009 issue wraps-up and sends us off with three of our favorite things past, present and future… Olga, Megan and Katie.  In addition to some hot new pics, the new FHM UK sports a free calendar fe… Click to read more