While this guy seems like a creepy dude straight off of “Casting Couch,” he somehow is able to hit on and land a model. Yep, he literally just goes up to random girls that happen to be models (I think he creeps outside of a modeling agency). Having just compared him to a creepy pornographic director, I have to admit that he’s pretty f*cking good at what he does. Not only does he succeed in going on a second date with her, he winds up at her pole dancing class. This is a definite must see.

New York City is one of the top travel destinations for a plethora of hot girls from around the world. Thousands flock here to take pictures of the tops of buildings, walk aimlessly in Times Square, ride a ferry to the Statue of Liberty, and buy what they think is a hot dog from a street vendor. Fortunately, as a New Yorker, you are appalled by such actions. What they’re really looking for is an authentic New York City experience. This puts you in a special position to be their tour guide to activities that are truly New York. All it will cost them is their dignity.

Summer’s here and that means it’s time to neglect that reading list and playing some goddamn video games. Unfortunately, your job painting houses at ‘College Kids F**k Your House Up,’ has neglected to return any income (“Dude, I totally have the cash but I keep forgetting”), so as usual, your broke.
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