Cricket is one of the most confusing games I’ve ever heard of, but it’s apparently a lot of fun. So much fun that this guy decides to call up one of those phone sex hotlines and start talking cricket. He’s only doing this as a joke, but the hooker has no idea. She genuinely starts asking him if he ‘wanks’ it to cricket, among other things. I’m just happy because she sounds British and also doesn’t understand the game’s f*cking rules. Check out the best use of your time at 4 AM after the jump!

Cheating. It’s naughty. It’9s risky. It’s just plain wrong … right? 2010 saw its fair share of cheaters exposed: Tony Parker, Brett Favre, Jesse James, The Tiger Woods Aftermath, John Edwards. The list is extremely extensive and, quite frankly, depressing! It’s no wonder people are more hesitant than ever to dive into a relationship. What’s the point if one of you will grow tired of the other and stray? Divorce rates have stabilized but that’s only because it’s so damn expensive to split. But what really qualifies as cheating? A thought? A feeling? A kiss? It’s important to lay out guidelines with your partner as to what constitutes cheating. Of course, that talk in and of itself might set off alarms, so tread carefully. However, when you’re first dating, and you haven’t had the relationship talk yet, then anything is fair game. In an effort to help you with that talk you’ll eventually have, we took a look at the most common instances:

Everyone knows the modern relationship can be complicated territory. If you’re wondering why some women refuse to abide by the third date rule…maybe it’s one of these 200+ reasons why women have (or don’t have) sex. Or maybe you’re in an LDR and that’s why you’re not getting any from anyone. Seems to me like it’s time to spice things up with a little phone sex.

The holiday season is around the corner, and that means you will be away from your girlfriend for an extended amount of time.
Upsetting…yes I know. Get ready for teary hugs at the airport and sad text messages 24/7. What could be more concerning will be your lack of ass for days on end and the scary fact that hometown scumbags could be putting serious moves … Click to read more

Phone Sex In An Elevator
What would you do if your co-worker walked into the elevator and started having extreme phone sex with his girlfriend?

FHM Championship of Women
20 teams, 20 women. Either way we win because these girls are blazin’ hot. Finally a way to follow soccer that actually interests me.

This Is Sparta Remix
There must’ve been at le… Click to read more