That fact that this day exists makes me sick. People are literally crazy and the degree to which they dress up their pets is pretty absurd. Some of these costumes people put on their little animal loves are more extravagant than any of my Halloween costumes…combined. If you are one of the weirdos who does this to your pet please stop and rethink your life.… Click to read more

this past weekend, I decided to take a stroll and what I discovered was ridiculous. There was an absurd number of dogs dressed up in Christmas attire – sweaters, hats… and the icing on the cake was most of them were wearing SHOES. I understand it’s the city and there are needles pretty much everywhere, but shoes? Aren’t paws nature’s shoes? Maybe I’m thinking of horses. Anyway, try to put yourself in the shoes of the dogs in this sadly comical gallery of dogs in christmas garb. Sucks, right? Unless you’re a swagimal, then you can pull it off. See the sadness after the jump.

It is said that owning a pet leads to a longer and happier life. Not only can they provide you with hours of entertainment, but if you happen to own a cute and cuddly puppy or kitten, your chances of getting laid pretty much skyrocket. With that having been said, the types of pets people choose to own often reflects that individuals key traits and general personalities. If you want to find out if your next potential hookup is a complete psycho or a totally rad chick, then take a moment to find out what kinds of pets she might own and how she interacts with them.

Fresh on the heels of that creepy Cravendale milk commercial – in which cats have thumbs – comes If Pets Had Thumbs Day! Seriously, what exactly does it take to get a day recognized? Is there a notary involved? Someone out there got crazy high, started talking to his dog about how it would be cool if he gave the thumbs up once in a while and then it dawned on him. HOLIDAY! Here at COED, when we think of thumbs, we think of one person – Megan Fox. Chick’s crazy hot but has weird-lookin’ thumbs. So, naturally, we thought what if pets had Megan Fox thumbs? Find out after the jump!

Time is running out… better find that special someone a clutch last minute gift ASAP! All we want is Denise Milani, but we’ve seen your game. Weak sauce. You could pick up a sensible or sexy gift for your special someone, but with the stress that comes from holiday shopping, sometimes comic relief is in order. Here’s our list of WTF prank holiday gifts sure spice up your Christmas morning.

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

Find your pet a little too small and wimpy for your liking? Shoot ‘em up with steroids! ..except, please, don’t. These pictures should convince you as to why you shouldn’t turn your dog in a MLB star. Some things, like nature, should just stay natural:

Think the oil spill is bad? Think the recession is a downer? Think again. There’s a growing drug problem in America that’s only going to get worse as the liberal media continues to ignore it. America’s pets are getting high and they’re getting stoned and they’re ordering pizza at 3 A.M. Are you in denial that your very own Fido or Fluffy could be firing up the ole bong when you’re at work? Check out the photos below and start praying that VH1 does a season of celebrity pet rehab.

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog.

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!
So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f… Click to read more

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Pets not only warm our hearts, and I feel like Bob Saget from America’s Funniest Home Videos when I say it, but they do the darnedest things!
Like the 20 foot python that pukes out a baby hippo or the dog that has sex with a pillow for 9 minutes while his owner dances unknowingly to Rihanna. Ohh pets! This tribute is for you!
 

 
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