Petra Nemcova took a break from the modeling world over the last few years but now she is back and better than ever. Check out this awesome new side boob picture… could you think of a better way to jump back into the game? I think not!

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Friday: October 9th

Thursday: October 8th

Miss COED October 2009: Final Four

Gentlemen, thousands of you have voted for Miss COED October 2009, and now we’ve narrowed it down to the Final Four.

Heading-up the final round of voting is Bryci Lea. Next up, New Hampshire super hottie, Valerie Cormier, followed by brunette stunner Sonni Pacheco and the ridiculously sexy blonde Christy West! So get to voting for your favorite Miss COED of October 2009 and the winner will be announced on Thursday the 15th!

The 15 Funniest Live Local News FAIL Videos

Just the term “local news” invokes thoughts of failure. And that’s not really fair, at all.

We’re sure there are tons of local news anchors, reporters and weathermen who do their jobs fantastically.

But if these 15 hilarious videos are any indication, the entire local news industry is wrought with flubs, mishaps, crashes, falls and a whole lot of cussing. Enjoy!

The 6 Sexiest SFW Girl-Next-Door Gallery Sites

Hands down, one of the most pervasive male fantasies is having a super-hot girl move in next door. Just the though of having all that potential sexiness in such close proximity makes us downright giddy.

Luckily, many “men’s” sites have taken it upon themselves to find the hottest “girls next door” the world has to offer. Here are the six best places to find these mysterious “girls next door,” online.

Wednesday: October 7th

Sexy Superfan Showdown: Florida vs LSU

This weekend, the South will be heating up for the battle between the LSU Tigers and the Florida Gators. In addition to delivering some seriously awesome football, these teams will be bringing with them some of the hottest fans college football has to offer. So to get you geared-up for the big game, we’ve put the sexiest superfans head-to-head in a showdown that’s sure to make you love football even more. So, whose fans are hotter, LSU or Florida? You decide!

2009 MLB Playoff Predictions: Sexy Fan Edition

Oh, October. A sweet, sweet month highlighted by the NFL and NCAAFB seasons in full swing, the NBA and NHL seasons getting underway and, of course, the MLB playoffs.

The crux of the American sports universe lives here and it’s a wonderful thing. The race to the Fall Classic begins today and what else for a quasi-journalist to do other than make predictions that are bound to be wrong and to face intense ridicule. Sorry, I can’t pick everyone’s favorite team to take home the Series trophy, so here is how I see it.

The Salty Walrus and The 11 Most Ridiculous-Sounding Sex Moves

Google “sex moves” and you might find a couple articles from chick mags like Cosmo or Redbook about how to please your man with positions like (GASP!) doggy style or (DOUBLE GASP!) reverse cowgirl. Extend your search a little further and you might find a couple articles on more advanced and complicated positions from the book of love – the Kama Sutra. Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find the most debaucherous, awful-sounding sex moves that I hope no one ever tries sober. You’ve probably heard of the “Dirty Sanchez,” “Rusty Trombone,” or “Cincinnati Bowtie,” but those are just the collective tip of the iceberg… which I’m sure is a sex move waiting to happen. Below is a small sampling of some hideously sinister sex terms you’ll come across in your cyber travels:

Tuesday: October 6th

The 52 Best Breasts of All-Time

It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let’s face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look? Of course you do!

The 15 Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-Time

The Internet is literally filled with jackasses. Their misfortunes and apparent retardation are a large part of what keeps people coming back. So to narrow it down to only 15 might be a bit audacious. But that doesn’t mean we can’t try. Here are the 15 people we here at COED think, for one reason or another, deserve a spot in the history books under “Biggest Internet Jackasses of All-time.” Enjoy.

NOTE: We did not include anyone who makes their living being a jackass on the Internet. Only amateurs allowed.

116 Kick-Ass Candy Girls

What do you get when you combine a bunch of smokin’ hot chicks with tons of delicious candy? The sweetest thing imaginable!

From sexy suckers to candy bras, we’ve gathered together so many kick ass candy girls, you’re going to have diabetes before the bottom of this post. Now, this is the kind of trick-or-treat we can get behind!

Monday: October 5th

Chicago Lost, Butt We’re All Winners: 108 Beautiful Brazilian Butts

We’re all a little sad that the Olympic Committee bypassed Chicago for the 2016 Summer Games. But bygones are bygones, and it’s time to move on to bigger and better things – like all the glorious Brazilian booty to gaze upon with the Games going to Rio de Janeiro!

To help you get over your Olympic melancholy, we’ve put together an excellent collection of Brazilian butts for you to feast your eyes upon. Let the games begin!

The 5 Worst “Dancing with The Stars” Contestants

With “Dancing With The Stars” in its ninth season, everyone from Chuck Liddell to Tom DeLay has now shown their fancy footwork on national television.

So we thought we’d take a look back at the celebrities with the worst dancing skills anybody’s ever used for increased exposure. Here are The 5 Worst “Dancing with The Stars” Contestants.

• 5 Songs That Almost Didn’t Get Released

• Minor League Bat Dog Ejected For Foul Ball

• Finally Petra Nemcova Poses Nude!

• Hot Swedish Chick Elin Lanto

• Hottest Matthew McConaughey Movie Babes

• Parkour.. On A Bicycle…EXXXXTREME!

As you hopefully know by now, the outfit a woman wears has a huge impact on how smokin’ she looks. And nothing helps that noble cause more than the sexy styling of the stocking. There’s just something about how this ingenious garment looks on the legs that can make a man lose his damn mind. So to push you one step closer to the loony bin, we’ve put together this tribute to stockings that’s so hot, you might have to take a break to get all the way through. Warning: Some of these links have NSFW ads – but so what? Having a job is overrated anyway.

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For most guys, Valentine’s Day (which is Saturday, BTW) just means a lot of planning, stressful card-buying and  spending a lot of money on a chick that would ordinarily have sex with you for free.  So we’ve put together a whole lot’a voluptuous V-Day vixens to help you amp yourself up for the romantic run-around – and to give you something to help get you through the dry period afterward, if you happen to f**k things up.

With the 2008 Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show coming up on December 3rd, there’s been talk about Victoria’s Secret and models everywhere these days. From past Victoria’s Secret fashion show galleries to mystery models to the 20 Hottest Models of All Time – these lovely ladies are obviously the sexiest ticket out there. But since most of the VS models have also appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition it begs the question, which publication (catalogues are publications, kinda) makes these smokin’ hotties look the best? Luckily for you, we’ve already put the two head to head so you can decide for yourself.

Check out Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret here!

In the world of earth-shattering sexiness, no publications pump out hotter pictures of hotter babes than Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue and the bootylicious pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Landing a spot in either one is the Golden Ticket of the modeling world–only the luckiest and the best make it in. So we’ve compiled all the models who’ve been lucky enough to rock the pages of both, and set them up against themselves in the sexiest head-to-head this side of heaven. You decide which publication takes the hotness to a higher level.

Check out Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret after the flip! (more…)

Petra Nemcova was spotted at mfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2008 Benefit wearing this dress. Crazy cleavage for an AIDS benefit, don’t you think?

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Victoria’s Secret Promo Starring Miranda Kerr, Marisa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio [NSFW Ads]

Model Takes Soccerball To The Face

Petra Nemcova Parties with Brad Pitt

More Chicks With Douchebags

Eagle Eye Trailer

Hottest UMass Student – Ever!

T.I. Explains Firearms Bust

Things Jose Canseco Does for Money

There’s Nothing Sexual About These Photos

Sexy AND Smart = Eternally Single?

Tree Knockout

Best Buy Salesman Has Dance-Off With Customers

Soccer Ball To The Nuts & Face

Who Is The Skinny Pale Kid? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Reese Witherspoon @ “Penelope” Premiere in L.A. [Bastardly]

Why Health Insurers Want to Read your Facebook Page [FiLife]

Satellite Shot Down Yesterday – Here’s the Video [Google Video]

Drunk Guy Channels Freddie Mercury [Busted Coverage]

Makin’ Moves After Graduation [College Candy]

Daniel Henney is Agent Zero in ‘Wolverine’ [Just Jared]

Scariest picture EVER [Daily Mail]

UMass Beats URI and Qualifies For Big Dance [Barstool Sports]

A huge, detailed report on the IU mess [The Meaningful Collateral]

Vagina Punch Montage [Ebaums]

Aaron Carter Marijuana Possession Arrest [Popcrunch]

Christina Ricci’s Sh*tty T*tty Tattoo [Grumpiest]

Petra Nemcova Was Made For Lingerie [Popoholic]

WTF? [College Humor]