There will always be those people out there that are just too good to be true. They’ll make you look bad just because they’re that innocent. More often than not, they just make me nauseous, but every so often they’re trying to cover up the absolute evil within. With me, you know where I stand: I’m just a flat-out d*ck. I haven’t raped children, nor have I gone around preaching to people that “God hates f*gs” while I secretly attend crystal-meth fueled homosexual orgies. I’m not saying that these 8 types of people have, I’m just saying they need to stop being so uptight. Trust me guys, it’s more fun.

Back in early May, we showed you behind the scenes pics from Elisabetta Canalis’ nude photo shoot for her new PETA ad. Well, after four long months, the final product is finally here and we gotta say the former Miss COED did us proud. Honestly we don’t know how George Clooney was able to let her and her celebrity beach butt get away. Any chick whose sweet ass would rather go naked than wear fur is a keeper in our book. Anyway, check out the pics in our gallery after the jump.

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Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

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Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

If there’s one career we never considered taking up, it’s taxidermy. Not that we have anything against dead animals. It’s that we don’t understand why the hell anyone would want to spend their life making the dead animals look alive again. But what we understand even less than that is WTF these crazy taxidermists were thinking when they cooked up these creepy concoctions. Here are The 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations.

Let PETA do their usual song and dance; let them come to every game and spray blood like it’s a 1970s Gallagher concert, but don’t buy into this crap. We have a justice system for a reason. For every crime, there is a debt owed to society. Michael Vick has paid it according to the American judicial system.

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Animal rights group, PETA, known for their use of sex and female nudity in their ads, has been banned by NBC from running their newest advertisement during the Super Bowl. The ad, named “Veggie Love” shows super-hot, nearly naked models getting hot and naughty with a bunch of vegetables. Nothing like “hide the cucumber,” but definitely sexy, nonetheless.

The days of animal rights activists dressing up like bloodied chickens, running around in circles in front of KFC, and generally making asses of themselves is over. At least for professors at UC’s Berkeley Campus.
On July 8th several animal rights protesters dressed in hoods decided to become nuisances not on campus, but right in front of a toxicology profe… Click to read more

Over the last year, people have grown more and more in love with animals. They can’t stand seeing anything happen to one of the world’s lovely little creatures – that is until now.
We all saw the pictures (and I got to see the video!) of Pedro Martinez releasing a chicken (rooster…whatever) into a cockfight in the Dominican Republic… Click to read more