Unless you are a cat guy, being a dog owner can be one of the most satisfying experiences a person can have. They provide unrivaled companionship, entertainment and someone to talk to who won’t go off and tell everyone your embarrassing sh*t. So if you’re thinking about getting a dog, here are a few things I’ve learned and think you should consider before you take the plunge.

If you’re a man, you absolutely must have a dog! How else do you plan on meeting women in the park? But you can’t buy just any. You need to buy a manly dog that doesn’t dress up in Christmas sweaters for family photos. No you need a dog that knows how to drink, a dog that knows how to take steroids, a dog that knows how to have an all around good time.

Are you an animal lover?Or perhaps an animal lover with commitment issues stemming from your relationship with your mother that you’re working out in therapy right now?
Well lucky for you, now pets—like most things in life (cars, homes, a warm body to spend the night with)—can be rented.
Of course, the owners of pet-rental services, prefer to call it â… Click to read more