5 Ways To F**k With a Telephone Pet Psychic

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There are actually people out there, Americans, who actually make a living being a pet psychic—OVER THE PHONE! I sh*t you not. Let me clarify; they read your pet’s mind over the phone.

I—your trusty blogger–came across this ad:

“Ever wonder what your pets feel and what they have to say?” questions an ad featuring a smiley woman hugging her dog. “They are angels beside us in physical form. With telepathy, energetics, and intuition, I can help you clarify and understand.” (more…)