As long as it’s after 1 PM and the sun’s not too bright, Team COED is everywhere we need to be. When we heard that Bieber Fever was going to be at Macy’s to promote his women’s fragrance. We put on our favorite purple shirt and packed our bags but nothing could have prepared us for what happened. An old man jumped the fence and attacked the… Click to read more

COED contributor Liz Kinkopf has gift ideas for each category of girl in your life: the Booty Call / Friend With Benefits, Girlfriend of 6 Months or Less, Girlfriend of 1 Year, and Long Time Girlfriend. If you have girls in each category, we’d like to give YOU an award… and maybe a life insurance policy.

What makes a man attractive and desirable to a woman? His looks? His money? His personality? His fame? You could make an argument for any of those. Even if you don’t excel in those departments, there’s one area that you can definitely master – SCENT! Smelling good is always a huge turn on for women and we have the top 5 colognes that will have you searching for a “beat them off” stick.

How would you like to be the guy that everyone guy wants to know and every girls wants to date? Are you nodding your head yes, but thinking, “that’s impossible, I’m just a cubicle worker who spends my day surfing NSFW websites?” Well cheer up and get excited because here are ten things that you should own if you’re aspiring to be the perfect man.

Guitar riff. Black van with red stripe blasting through some bushes. Mohawk. Disguises. Guns. Bigger Guns. Tanks falling from the sky. Helicopters. Cigars clenched by the strongest set of mandibles ever. If you have a problem. If no one else can help. You can call on … THE A-TEAM. Man, has this been a long time coming.

Hey everybody! Raise your hand if you’ve ever got the hankering to smell like blood, sweat, semen and milky residue. Oh…you all have? Great – Secretions Magnifiques is right up your alley, immoral ones.
Etat Libre d’Orange, the makers of this perfume (pungent order is more like it) are not only pushing the envelope, but pushing po… Click to read more

The crotch wars have officially begun…
First, College Candy reported that German perfume company Vulva Original (website NSFW) had concocted the real scent of a woman – a vagina-scented spray for fetishists.
Now the fellas have hit back hard with Tom Ford’s latest fragrance.
Tom Ford’s chemists have struck gold with Black Orch… Click to read more

You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?
Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.
Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.
Its developers insist Vulva “is… Click to read more