If you’re idea of “deep” and “meaningful” storytelling revolves around characters whose primary defining features involve being quirky, then you’re probably a huge Wes Anderson fan. But whatever you think of the (sometimes) brilliant director of Bottle Rocket, The Royal Tenenbaums and The Darjeeling Limited, you can’t argue his serious style credentials. So now that Anderson’s revealed to ThisRecording.com his “perfect mixtape”, “cool” people are clamoring to catch a listen. Luckily for them (you?), we’ve already done the dirty work.

Oh Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet. So to celebrate her bodily godliness, we’ve compiled the Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index, which includes every single gallery of Marisa Miller on the Internet (excluding duplicates, of course). There’s so many pictures here, we dare you to get through them all. (P.S. Don’t forget to vote for Marisa in Sports Illustrated’s Clicksy Awards!)

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I often find myself asking myself (is that a run on?) “where is the perfect location for meeting girls?”

Sure, clubs are often the first place that comes to mind, but my cute pick-up lines don’t always work well when attempting to talk over loud, fist-pumping music to orange-skinned girls from Staten Island.

A desperate fella like me must suck it up and meet girls the hard way: in real life. (more…)