In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, A-rod could be in big trouble for having illegal poker parties where cocaine was present, Lindsay Marie dresses like a sexy cat to lap milk out of a bowl with her tongue, Madison Bray is the next Rebecca Black, Miranda Kerr dominated the runway, Casey Anthony supports Ohio State, Dianna Agron took some pretty pics, Hef does planking, Ukraine bears are forced to drink vodka, Jesus Dog, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Playboy announced Thursday that Bethanie Badertscher is the 2011 Cyber Girl of the Year! She was originally Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month for June 2010 and now it looks like Bethanie is on to much bigger and better things! While we’re all very proud of her achievement, it wouldn’t be fair not to acknowledge all of the Cyber Girl of the Year winners throughout the years since it’s inception in 2005 (that’s 5 years of sexy right there). All of us at COED would like congratulate Bethanie on this prestigious accolade and to celebrate, hit the jump to see all the previous winners for yourself!

Will our generation ever see peace in the Middle East? With the recent uprising and social unrest in Egypt, Libya, and Tunisia, maybe we’re seeing progress albeit through bloodshed and war. Sometimes it’s the only way. Or maybe John Rambo was right. Anyway, Penthouse Magazine and Adult Friend Finder (“AFF”) created this handy infographic that shows the link between allowing full access to the interwebs and its effect on AFF registrations. Loosen the reins on the world wide web, loosen your belt and undo her bra. It’s science. Check out the graphic after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items are chock full of boobies with Penthouse announcing plans to develop and air a 3-D porn channel for satellite network providers, a Ukraine feminist group that believes their protests are made more effective by going topless, and a non-licensed therapist in New York who strips while doling out advice. The lesson here, ladies? You want something done? Show us your cans. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Penthouse just released their January 2011 issue, which features the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Who could be? Here’s a hint: tomorrow’s her birthday! Find out who the mystery model is after the jump.

Cyber Monday was created about five years ago by The National Retail Foundation to help boost online sales the week after Black Friday, the biggest holiday shopping day of the year. In previous years, we offered you The Complete Guide To Online Christmas Shopping and The Greatest Online Gift Guide, but this year we’ve compiled photo galleries of every single Playboy.com Cyber Girl of the Month from the past five years. It’ s the gift that keeps on giving, so subscribe to Playboy.com’s Cyber Club to cure those Monday blues!

Fat kids aren’t the only people who love cake. Looking at these scrumptious vixens play with cake is enough give any healthy guy a cupcake fetish. Check out these tasty babes getting their sweet tooth satisfied.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the easiest chick in this gallery. That’s the question on the mind every red blooded man (and any other color blooded man) whose seen this gallery. These girls already know they look hot, they’re just in front of mirrors to give us a better angle at why.

This Filipino American vixen is best known for her modeling work on the import auto circuit, but is rapidly building a diverse fan base. Christine is a self proclaimed “Girl Next Door” and has been giving her neighbors heart attacks ever since she first splashed on to the scene.

Paola Corvea is a feisty red-blooded Latina reminiscent of a more athletic Britney Spears. Especially sucking on that pink lollipop – Oh Paola! Don’t tease me! This 26-year-old bombshell is rock hard in the abs, and soft to the touch.

This bombshell hails all the way from New South Wales. Still new to modeling, Ali looks forward to a long career of making guys gush over her. Not that way….er….right? Try to hold in the joy, and check out some photos from her first shoot. And here’s a few more for the hell of it.

Jacqueline K is an exotic eye candy based in Los Angeles, California. She says that if she could meet any historic figure she would love to meet Audrey Hepburn. I’m sure the two brunette bombshells would create an unavoidable force of sex appeal no man could resist. We’re having trouble just tearing our eyes away from her standing alone.

Every summer nerds travel to San Diego, California for the Star Trek convention of the new millennium… Comic-Con. Not only do they get to check out the latest happenings in their favorite fantasy worlds, but they also get to see real life in-your-face cleavage. Jealous that a bunch of virgins to get see a whole lot of boobs? Don’t be, because we got enough Comic-Con cleavage here to last you through the entire convention.